Seriously all these cows that want to lose weight have about as much self-motivation as Creature and his 3 SBR pizza a day diet

What they need is to be "forced" to lose weight

Bettilimbroke has decided to become a billionaire by providing a service to the nation and is offering a money back guaranteed weight loss program, you tell us what you want to weigh and whatever your goal weight is thats when you get let out of the cage

I'm not going to kill you either, just starve you, lets say 800 calories a day until you're at your goal weight, considering you pigs burn 2300+ calories a day just sitting on your ass you should lose about a 1/2 lb a day, so multiply 2 * the # of pounds you want to lose to get your expected stay in my weight loss cage, 40 pounds = 80 days for example