I thought I was the adventure traveler.

My suggestion for you is it to crash ChilliDog's couch. Babysit his kid for him. You can earn a few $ over room and board.
Catch a ride with him on Friday to the BASH.
Done.
Or go to 5dimes and work as agent for a few days. Tell betters to bugger off as they complain about stupid shi**t.
Could be fun. Friday reload your account for few million and disappear.