The barracks wouldn't last longer than a night. But what a night!
-JJ would be the drill sergeant and you know he would be dressed up except for some cut off jean shorts riding up his ass crack.
-Brock Landers would be in for 50k somehow and have to start going to get beer/pizzas to pay off his markers
-tt and creature would be rolled down the middle of the barracks like bowling balls for our betting pleasure
-Fishhead would be stripping the copper wiring all night and stealing lightbulbs.
-Bobbyfk will be naked in a man sized diaper by the end of the night. Who knows why.
-Daimo would be beaten to a bloody pulp
-the "king" would be stuffed inside some sort of container within 10 minutes of arriving
-sinner would start a pool to see how many people JJ buttsexes while asleep but promptly degen it all away and say it went to the MIA soldiers fund and we're all selfish pricks for not supporting them.
-Canuck and rod will reside in 2 cages above JJ's cot
-Roxxy will participate via close circuit television and write a lengthy trip report about his personal experiences in the barracks during that night
-Once fishhead steals all the lights opie's teeth will provide illumination for everyone including Extra Innings who will feel uncomfortable in an area which is outside his car.
- Dad's cot would be 5 feet off the ground resting snugly on a mountain of porn
- When everyone is all tuckered out from gambling pavy will serenade the group with a greek ballad to alleviate the crushing fear that everyone is experiencing while clutching their aholes hoping in vain to avoid the the horny bald beast from out east.