Originally posted on 04/25/2011:

Two women were on a girls night out and had been over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and made do with that. After finishing, they stumbled back up the road and made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and moaned, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without any panties drunk as a skunk."

"That's nothing," the other replied, "mine came back with no panties AND a card stuck between her butt cheeks reading 'From all of us at Fire Station 153, we will never forget you!'