I am here to represent all non pros who are broke and can't afford $200. If you live in your mother's basement, I am your man. If you are barrelled in beyond belief I am your man. If you are scared to make a video because of all your scratches, I am your man. If you don't have a job, but are too good for McDonald's, I am your man. If you can't go a day without looking at one of Dad's threads b/c you haven't seen a real live girl in ages, then again I am your man... I'm here to stay and represent all non- pros.

I mean shiiiit, my spreadsheet in at 40% for MLB so far this year. Whose with me??? Who has my back????


Eddie Money Line 11'



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