opie i know i should be maintaining an air of authority, an illusion of expertise, a wondrous representation of sharpness
like im the fukin consummate pro who knows exactly what he is doing and even when he loses is patronizingly like "my methods put me on the right side and long-term I will come out well ahead" like that fukin nerd justin7
but the truth is opie, i do things like bet sac +4 and then 5 minutes later i'm like "why the fuk did i just do that???" and then at halftime i'm like "well that was the wrong fukin side. fuk me" and then im praying for sh*t like OT or a rain delay or a fixed game or whatever the fuk it would take to bail me out
opie i still believe i can beat this game though bro
i still do believe i can beat this game