What do you think about these Tiger Woods Props?

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ENTERTAINMENT - Feb 19 TIGER WOODS CONFERENCE 19TH FEB 2010

7:50 AM WILL TIGER WOODS ANNOUNCE HE WILL GET A DIVORCE?
YES +200
NO -700

7:50 AM HOW MANY TIMES WILL HE SAY "ADDICTED TO SEX"?
0 - 5 -500
6 - 10 +250
11 OR MORE +500

7:50 AM WILL HIS WIFE ATTEND THE PRESS CONFERENCE?
YES -400
NO +170

7:50 AM WILL TIGER CRY AT THE CONFERENCE?
YES -250
NO +180

7:50 AM WILL TIGER ANNOUNCE HIS RETIREMENT AT THE CONF?
YES +600
NO -1250

7:50 AM WILL TIGER TAKE A YEAR OFF FROM PGA GOLF 2010?
YES +200
NO -400