i may be warped but this is some entertaining stuff
check it out before he changes it
onlooker
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-10-05
36572
#2
Well with the way touts present themselfs, the consumer expects them to win everyday.
He did say one thing right though, its a marathon, and not a sprint. That is the truth.
That was pretty funny. His customer service is getting nothing but hate mail.
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moses millsap
SBR Hall of Famer
08-25-05
8289
#3
I couldn't watch the whole video. He deserves the shit he gets for making 75,000 star plays and other assorted tout BS. Doesn't surprise me he had a bad day today
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LGBoots
SBR Wise Guy
08-10-05
742
#4
I take it he had the mother of all disaster weekends
Boy does he sound desperate on that video, be interesting to see his next one if his 100 dime 'lock' goes down the pan tonight
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moses millsap
SBR Hall of Famer
08-25-05
8289
#5
Looked up his plays, not as bad as I thought. Was expecting to see a 1-10 or something, 2-6 minus 98k is right around the mendoza line for touts.
Brandon Lang
30 Dime= Missourri
10 Dime= WV, Rutgers, Penn St
SUNDAY ACTION
40 DIME
Philadelphia Eagles (Only lay 3, don't lay 3 1/2...always, I repeat, always buy the hook down to 3 if your man has 3 1/2.)
10 DIME
Redskins
Falcons
Eagles/Saints OVER
Philly
The Tampa Bay Bucs exploited the Saints for the imposter they are last week but with a rookie QB in Gradkowski at the helm, they didn't have the neccessary tools to finish them off. Trust me when I tell you the Eagles do have the talent to finish the deal today and they will do just that. There will be no letdown for this Eagles team today. That is one thing Head coach Andy Reid is known for, gettting his team ready to play, especially on the road. How solid is 37-15 ATS last 52 on the road including 2-0 this year with easy wins over the Texans and the Niners. Furthermore, Donovan McNabb is kicking butt and taking names with every game this year and I have already said it folks, this is your league MVP. He will tear up this Saints defense that saw a Tampa Bay offense put up over 300 yards total offense last week. McNabb is licking his chops for another monster day today. Furthermore, this defensive front which owned Drew Bledsoe and the Cowboys offensive line last week will do the same to this Saints team. Eagles are on a mission right now. The funny thing is, if they were coming into this game undefeated, this line would be 6 and not 3. I will take that 3 points of value everyday of the week. Saints have overachieved all year long and have benefitted from a very soft schedule to get their 4-1 record. I am talking about the Browns, Packers, Falcons, Panthers and Bucs. Not one of those teams has the offense that the Eagles do and that is where this game will be won. This is a ferrari on the autoban and the Saints are in the slow lane. As I said above, if the Bucs can put up over 300 yards total offense on this team, I have the Eagles getting over 450 yards here. Bryant Westbrook is ready and so is McNabb. Eagles roll by double digits today.
Redskins
Here is a number for you. 32. That is what Titans defense is ranked against the run this year in the NFL. 32nd in the league. That is what happens when you are giving up an average of 192 yards on the ground over your last 4 games. If you are a fantasy owner and have Clinton Portis, plan on a monster day. After their near miss last week in Indy, the Titans will pull another no show this week against another NFC team. Cowboys put up 45 on the Titans, Redskins might do the same at home, considering they put up 36 on a Jags defense, which is ranked in the Top 5 in the NFL. Washington will have their way today. You also have a Titans team playing their 4th road game in their last 5 games. They will have nothing today. Offensive coordinator Al Saunders will own this Titans defense today and the Skins get their swagger back with a 3 touchdown win here. Let me also point out the Skins are 8-3 ATS last 11 when favored. Titans defense giving up an average of 30 points a game and no doubt the Redskins get that and then some. Lay it with Washington today.
Atlanta
Line value. You hear me talk about it all the time and you are most certainly getting it here. With the Giants win last week at home over the Redskins, this line is 3 and not 4 1/2 or 5. I don't know about you but I was not impressed with the Giants win last week. So they beat up on a team in their division they seem to always beat in New York. This Falcons team is a whole new beast altogether. They are off a bye catching a Giants team that isn't as good as they looked last week, especially on the defensive side of the football. Washington made them look better than they are. Giants should be 1-3 and not 2-2. They were dominated by the Colts in game one. They were given a 4th quarter gift by the Eagles after being just destroyed for 3 quarters. The Seahawks showed you just how bad this Giants defense is. So I am throwing out the Skins game last week. This is a Falcons rout today. I know they have been struggling in the red zone but this Giants defense will be just the cure the Atlanta offense is looking for. I am going to lay it and call for a Falcons double digit win.
Eagles/Saints OVER
This Eagles team is on a nice Over tear and as I said above, if the Bucs can put up 21 on this Saints team, I am pretty confident the Eagles can get over 30 for the 4th straight game. They put up 31 on Green Bay at home, 38 at Frisco and 38 on the Cowboys last week. In my opinion, this is the most well balanced offense in the NFL right now. Not Indy, not San Diego, not Dallas. The Eagles are the highest scoring team in the NFL and you will see them score today. Saints and the Bucs combined for 44 last week and I have no doubt that the Eagles and Saints can get over this number today. Bottom line is my final score in this game today is Eagles 34-17. Enjoy the OVER everyone.
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Jay Edgar
SBR MVP
03-08-06
1576
#6
Originally posted by OWNED
2-6 minus 98k is right around the mendoza line for touts.
Classic
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moses millsap
SBR Hall of Famer
08-25-05
8289
#7
For today:
Brandon Lang
MONDAY ACTION
100 DIME
Chicago Bears
10 DIMER
New York Mets
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LGBoots
SBR Wise Guy
08-10-05
742
#8
Originally posted by OWNED
For today:
Brandon Lang
MONDAY ACTION
100 DIME
Chicago Bears
Wow what a brave selection (I presume it's moneyline) best price is -675 I would be pretty annoyed if I had paid to get that little gem