weird horse names

**gambleonclaimers** · 04-15-08, 08:09 PM

A quarter horse named hoofhearted say that 3 times fast lol

**JRS21386** · 04-15-08, 08:11 PM

Capt. Jack Sparrow

**warrant** · 04-15-08, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by treece

saw one today in the mountaineer park race #2 called Gallant Gaylord. anyone seen any weirder ones?

must have won the race to eh? gallant is my last name, and we are all winners, but we are not but pirates

**treece** · 04-16-08, 05:50 AM

Originally posted by warrant

must have won the race to eh? gallant is my last name, and we are all winners, but we are not but pirates

no he placed and he paid really good, $14.20(place), $5.60(show). not bad for a fag.

http://www.equibase.com/premium/eqbSummaryResultsDisplay.cfm?TRK=MNR&CY=USA&DATE=04/15/2008&STYLE=EQB

**warrant** · 04-16-08, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by treece

no he placed and he paid really good, $14.20(place), $5.60(show). not bad for a fag.

http://www.equibase.com/premium/eqbS...2008&STYLE=EQB

might be owned by the only gay in the village

ever watch little britian? its pure jokes

**picantel** · 04-16-08, 06:49 PM

My fave: Hi Man Buster

**UltimateSelector** · 04-16-08, 09:34 PM

I believe the horses name is ... Thong no Panties! Gotta Love it!

**gummo** · 04-16-08, 09:46 PM

Anita Xanax was running at River Downs this past summer.

**Sea Biscuit** · 04-17-08, 09:11 AM

The strangest was

KILL THE TRAINER

I wonder what the owner was thinking when he named the horse?

Maybe trainer bills he owed perhaps

**warrant** · 04-17-08, 09:30 AM

DJERRIWARRH A

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8-CYycERZTU

Larry Lederman one of the greats

just listen to this call, gotta love it

**yahoonino** · 04-17-08, 10:10 AM

the call from freeold was funny,,,good stuff warrant

**warrant** · 04-17-08, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by yahoonino

the call from freeold was funny,,,good stuff warrant

he has alot of great calls

heres a few names

Cunning Stunt
Bodacious Tatas

**choking** · 04-17-08, 01:42 PM

I went to visit Monarchos in KY once... they call him More Nachos. Thought that was funny.

Bet on a filly ToTheLeftToTheLeft to no avail ;(

Girlfriend and I rescued an off-the-track-TB named Twice The Ruckus. Not funny but she definately lives up to it!

**warrant** · 04-17-08, 05:28 PM

we had some wild names back in the day in our stable

gotta love those aussie horses lol