The Prick Defends Himself- Week 7

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • The Prick
    SBR MVP
    • 08-31-05
    • 4965

    #1
    The Prick Defends Himself- Week 7
    I gotta say this is getting sorta tedious.....it was kinda fun when one of you sheep would bust out a little chirping thinking you got a free shot, then i got to slap you back down. now mosta you pole-smokers have figgered out how retarded you look cracking wise and then shittin' the bed on yer lousy picks. on the upside, this deal is only gonna take about 4 minutes for rebuttals, on the downside not one of you jokers has managed to get a chuckle outta the Ol' Prick. Here comes the pain, squares, its payback time.

    'Looker what the hell happened, son? you got mighty quiet over there after all that chest-beatin on one good week. it's a marathon, kid, we'll talk again in a few weeks.

    Eggy what, you got some kinda homo-crush on that Matthew Mconaghy broad? you are not Marshall.

    BigBalls yer really startin to creep me out with this obsession you got for my package. unless, of course, yer a hot chick.....my pubes or lack thereof ain't none of yer condern, Rue Paul.

    BradleySnyder Rollin' in my 5.0.....word to ya mutha

    Swifty don't bet yer kids college fund on that. The Pats run outta gas in the 4th and i get a Fish cover. That's as close as it gets to free money, boy

    capitalistpig i concur wholeheartedly, pilgrim. later

    champs123 so pull yer thumb outta yer ass and get on yer bike. at first i thought you was talkin' bout my svelte, boyish figure.

    GamblingMike thanks for the advice, Stuart Smalley. when i want lip from you i'll scrape it offa my zipper

    Razz only good thing ever came outta Tuscaloosa was my ol' Lady. that town will the epicenter of the HillBilly universe this weekend. you ever try them Dreamland ribs?

    IronHorses hey there, Rip Van Winkle, National Talk Like a Pirate Day was last month. cut that crap out or i'll see to it that you walk the plank, matey

    Eliot90214 oh, i broughted it there Brandon Walsh. get an avater of yer sister Brenda nekkid by next week or you are DQ'ed from my contest.

    SabanMama quit diggin' thru my trash cans, cracker.

    HappyBoy betcha a bottle of Bushmills this week, my picks against yers. i win you gotta deliver it down here to the 506

    mrmark whaddya, Fat Albert? hey, hey, hey....or is that some kinda alternative lifestyle pick-up line?

    mikey191 i'm countin' on hot and muggy, enough to gas them Patsies. monsoons wouldn't hurt my feelings much either

    norcalcrapper you some kinda junior tout? you ain't got a prayer of gettin' paid, Mr. Root.

    mlewicky buy a vowel, and quit yer moaning girl.

    Laniac way to announce yer prezence with authority, dumbass. wtf are boyz????

    Thomasha dream on, princess. nothing lasts forever.

    snoopy mebbe you hang a donut, no way yer perfect. do that crazy food dance with Woodstock for me and i'll pay ya.

    LLXC hey Roman Numeral guy, hope it works better for you than it has been for me

    pags ..... yeah, like that's gonna happen....

    Mad 'bout time you got in the game, where you been Barney?

    Noles you ain't gotta believe it, just look at yer record every now and then if ya get confused

    jenrob dammit, for God's sake, are you a hot chick or what?

    crayzee so far so good on yer Indians, i got 'em on this series and i need the loot

    mshanedubbya local shit???? with that card??? if by local you mean anywhere in the CONUS then you are correct.

    Nismo at least then you'll leave his bunghole alone, that poor critter been lickin' his raisin and walkin' bowlegged fer months, you zoophiliac rapist

    lbw where have you been, sweet thing? nothin' hotter than a broad who likes her football.

    bigdog you tryin' to shake me down? i don't owe you dammit, and unless yer a hot chick i ain't hiring yer dumbass.

    patsie3peters do not ever describe your after-hours entertainment preferences to me again. period.

    triplecrown this ain't no union BS, or were you going for a Three Musketeers motif? worry 'bout yerself Skippy.

    Crutch yer gonna need ta get lucky with that card. none of my cash headed your way this week.

    gummo ok, pal, give up the info on the hot chick in the avatar and nobody gets hurt, capice?

    sfobiggay damn, i'm screwed....i'm stealing picks from an albatross like you reckon i'm payin the board again. thanks for givin' me the mook.

    checkerboard if by "oh yeah" yer talking about them legs in yer picture i gotta agree totally. if you were talkin' about gettin into my pocket with them square picks of yers then it oughta say "oh no"

    wsietzer yeah, one more time indeed. do us all a favor, Nancy, and don't waste anymore of our grading time on yer card.

    jackpot wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

    sharktank you sure yer smart enough to learn a lesson? well played son.

    razzeal you're going 4-0? what color is the sky in your little world, Willy Wonka? step away from the pipe, son, its a no-win situation

    rayell you thought you sucked? damn, thats the only true thought you ever had....i got a real special prize picked out for you for coming in dead last on this deal.

    williebee glad to see you finally learned some manners and called me "Mr. Penis". next you'll be wearing ties to work and puttin' in a full day. barking up the wrong tree for a raise, Corky.

    shamswoof less is more, kid, get my drift? switch to decaf

    DocJS nice couple of weeks, Gomer, but i ain't contributing to yer retirement fund anymore. get a damn job, ya damn bum.

    daddydanny yer crazy as a shit-house rat, talkin' noise with that card. glad you ain't wished me good luck, ya friggin' jinx.


    Damn, that was easy money this week. For the love of God, if you feel as if you can't live without spitting out some crap on your entry form, at least make it witty, or original, or spelled correctly as a minimum standard. you are the most boring, insipid, illiterate, podunk group of contest whooores on the planet. thanks in advance for your efforts, and best regards,


    The Prick
    Last edited by The Prick; 10-20-07, 02:51 PM.
  • swifty
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 02-22-06
    • 672

    #2
    Swifty don't bet yer kids college fund on that. The Pats run outta gas in the 4th and i get a Fish cover. That's as close as it gets to free money, boy


    Come on, Pats will killed thm by 30 or more points. kids funds I don 't go into, already took $200.00 from your for my kids. kids say keep bring me some more,. Christmass is comming soon.

    Mr Prick,

    Hope you can go 4-0 today.Good Luck
    Comment
    • onlooker
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-10-05
      • 36572

      #3
      Had it tough the last few weeks. Last week hurt bad.

      I should turn it around soon, I hope.
      Comment
      • The Prick
        SBR MVP
        • 08-31-05
        • 4965

        #4
        man, yer preaching to the choir about last week, 'Looker. fackin' kicker fer BC cost me a ton. i feel yer pain, but we pros gotta shake it off and get back in the game
        Comment
        • swifty
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 02-22-06
          • 672

          #5
          Originally posted by The Prick
          man, yer preaching to the choir about last week, 'Looker. fackin' kicker fer BC cost me a ton. i feel yer pain, but we pros gotta shake it off and get back in the game
          Prick you need to go back to school on looking for the best way to win games. the games you play lose...
          Comment
          • dudefrompa
            SBR Hustler
            • 09-05-07
            • 63

            #6
            Looks like the Bearcats F****D me again. I'll never pick any Big East team as long as I live and after tonights bender that may not be too long.
            Comment
            • Doc JS
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-15-06
              • 6885

              #7
              Originally posted by The Prick
              DocJS nice couple of weeks, Gomer, but i ain't contributing to yer retirement fund anymore. get a damn job, ya damn bum.
              Just lose one game Prick and I'm taking more of your money!!!!

              Laughing all the way to the f'ing bank!!!!!b
              Comment
              • jon13009
                SBR MVP
                • 09-22-07
                • 1258

                #8
                Another 5-0 week for you Doc. Great Job. I just hope the checks turn up.

                Keep it up.
                Last edited by jon13009; 10-20-07, 07:10 PM.
                Comment
                • bigdog3580
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-22-07
                  • 3675

                  #9
                  Looks like I am going to be your bubble boy again. God damn Prick, You better go 4-0 or hire me as your advisor. I am not a hot looking chick, but who is?
                  Comment
                  • Doc JS
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-15-06
                    • 6885

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jon13009
                    Another 5-0 week for you Doc. Great Job. I just hope the checks turn up.

                    Keep it up.
                    jon,

                    Thanks!!

                    The check from week 5 showed up in Friday's mail.

                    I'm going to try and keep it up but the reality is I've gotten lucky the last two weeks. Two weeks ago, Mizzou scored a meaningless TD in the final minute against Oklahoma to cover for me. And today, I had Army +25.5 at Ga. Tech and they covered by 1.5 points.

                    That kinda stuff tends to even itself out over a 17 week season. But I'm gonna ride the wave as long as I can!!

                    Doc
                    Comment
                    • BigBollocks
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-11-06
                      • 2045

                      #11
                      BigBalls yer really startin to creep me out with this obsession you got for my package. unless, of course, yer a hot chick.....my pubes or lack thereof ain't none of yer condern, Rue Paul.

                      Wow, I'm utterly speechless with this one Prick. I had no idea the lengths you'd go to in order to strike back. I just wish I hadn't gone out to dinner a few minutes ago
                      Comment
                      • Noles2006
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 09-26-06
                        • 21

                        #12
                        You're a funny SOB, Prick.

                        Hope this isn't the year you go bankrupt.
                        Comment
                        • cooljw
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 09-06-07
                          • 84

                          #13
                          There should be a rule that prick can't talk back to folks who are beating him in the contest. That would mean Prick can't talk to most folks.
                          Comment
                          SBR Contests
                          Collapse
                          Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
                          Collapse
                          Working...