boys this’ll be the last chance I got to lay some knowledge on yer asses for awhile. apparently my credit aint quite as good as it once was, i’m blamin the global recession and so forth. as a result im getting cut-off by my local an he says Guido is on the way over to hold onta my laptop, plasma tv, and my autographed black velvet Elvis paintin til I come up with some sorta installment plan. I aint mad at him so much, things is rough all over an I already got my stimulus package request filed with the proper authorities. if the feds wanna throw a buncha money at shitty car makers they prolly shouldn’t have no beef throwin a coupla dollars at a shitty sports bettor right?
Bookies all over town are cryin the blues after this weekend. them boys cleaned up the first three weeks or so, knockin down sharps an squares both. squares took some back Sunday. got a feelin I know which side of the counter I wanna be on to make dough tho, 11 beats 10 most every time in the long run. None of the bookie types are graduates of the Wharton School of Business, but they still understand ya gotta prime the pump. Players cleanin up on MNF almost always means they get smoked the next weekend.
BetPhoenix is this weeks sponsor, an these guys are gonna be huge before they’re run is over. The big boys got deep pockets, an they aint afraid to invest in the future of their business. This shop gets 4 outta 5 jalapenos on the Prick rating scale, if you aint broke already fund an account an give ‘em a test drive.
Down to business boys, I got a big stack of bills to pay an a small stack of dough ta do it with. Close last week, but dear sweet baby Jesus them Raiders are abso-fackin-lootly atrocious. Im getting paid Monday, and that means about 503 of you are gonna waste time even enterin. Prolly most of ya got nothing better to do anyhow so i cant blame ya for takin a shot.
Huskers -3 christ we’re already inta bigtime conference play in NCAA foots? Seems like only yesterday they was teein up the first ball….Pelini an them black shirts aint forgot how they opened Big 12 play last year, this Mizzou team tore off their arms and clubbed em brutal. The VaTech loss is broke their road cherry an is lookin better as the Hokies get some love from the polls. Long break fer the Tigers don’t make ‘em no better an the pasty farm folks watchin from home got plenty ta cheer about.
Auburn -3 talk about under-rated, these tigers or plainsmen or eagles or happy wanderers or whatever they call themselves today are 5-0. quality win in there an cant even sniff the top 10? Anybody thinks the SEC aint the best there is in college ball needs some substance abuse counseling. Hogs get up an down the field, and the scoreboard is gonna blink more than a Japanese pinball machine but them war-damn eagles head home 6-0 an that -3 aint big enough.
Tide – 5.5 the love-fest surroundin this Reb team ends Saturday around 6pm. Yeah this Nutt guy is a crafty bastage, but they ain beat played a strong team yet, and they damn sure ain beat even a average team. Bama D will miss Hightower again, but good lord they are still scary. nobody takes care of the ball like the Tide an w/out turnovers there aint a prayer of Miss coverin this #. Besides, what kinda home field advantage can ya really have if yer building is named after a drunk-ass novelist?
Broncos +3.5 Easy call here, homedog plus the points. No doubt Denver got no business at 4-0, but that’s why they play them games. Pretty sure they cost a buncha you shit-sticks money against the Girls last week. Pats go on the road after a tough win at home, Broncos aint been out of town in two weeks. Should be worth watchin, specially since I’ll already be ¾ of the way to my 5K pay.
Guido’s here, gotta get paid or im writin from the public library next week. They don’t much like me sittin around in my boxers smoking a fatty and sippin Bushmills, so pray for me lads.
Bookies all over town are cryin the blues after this weekend. them boys cleaned up the first three weeks or so, knockin down sharps an squares both. squares took some back Sunday. got a feelin I know which side of the counter I wanna be on to make dough tho, 11 beats 10 most every time in the long run. None of the bookie types are graduates of the Wharton School of Business, but they still understand ya gotta prime the pump. Players cleanin up on MNF almost always means they get smoked the next weekend.
BetPhoenix is this weeks sponsor, an these guys are gonna be huge before they’re run is over. The big boys got deep pockets, an they aint afraid to invest in the future of their business. This shop gets 4 outta 5 jalapenos on the Prick rating scale, if you aint broke already fund an account an give ‘em a test drive.
Down to business boys, I got a big stack of bills to pay an a small stack of dough ta do it with. Close last week, but dear sweet baby Jesus them Raiders are abso-fackin-lootly atrocious. Im getting paid Monday, and that means about 503 of you are gonna waste time even enterin. Prolly most of ya got nothing better to do anyhow so i cant blame ya for takin a shot.
Huskers -3 christ we’re already inta bigtime conference play in NCAA foots? Seems like only yesterday they was teein up the first ball….Pelini an them black shirts aint forgot how they opened Big 12 play last year, this Mizzou team tore off their arms and clubbed em brutal. The VaTech loss is broke their road cherry an is lookin better as the Hokies get some love from the polls. Long break fer the Tigers don’t make ‘em no better an the pasty farm folks watchin from home got plenty ta cheer about.
Auburn -3 talk about under-rated, these tigers or plainsmen or eagles or happy wanderers or whatever they call themselves today are 5-0. quality win in there an cant even sniff the top 10? Anybody thinks the SEC aint the best there is in college ball needs some substance abuse counseling. Hogs get up an down the field, and the scoreboard is gonna blink more than a Japanese pinball machine but them war-damn eagles head home 6-0 an that -3 aint big enough.
Tide – 5.5 the love-fest surroundin this Reb team ends Saturday around 6pm. Yeah this Nutt guy is a crafty bastage, but they ain beat played a strong team yet, and they damn sure ain beat even a average team. Bama D will miss Hightower again, but good lord they are still scary. nobody takes care of the ball like the Tide an w/out turnovers there aint a prayer of Miss coverin this #. Besides, what kinda home field advantage can ya really have if yer building is named after a drunk-ass novelist?
Broncos +3.5 Easy call here, homedog plus the points. No doubt Denver got no business at 4-0, but that’s why they play them games. Pretty sure they cost a buncha you shit-sticks money against the Girls last week. Pats go on the road after a tough win at home, Broncos aint been out of town in two weeks. Should be worth watchin, specially since I’ll already be ¾ of the way to my 5K pay.
Guido’s here, gotta get paid or im writin from the public library next week. They don’t much like me sittin around in my boxers smoking a fatty and sippin Bushmills, so pray for me lads.
