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  • Ole Eddie
    SBR Rookie
    • 09-05-08
    • 42

    #1
    I just told my bookie I will literally take a shit on his face on Saturday...
    Just found this site, thought id share my plays with you young folk, I play a lot and I should win a lot on Saturday, the higher the risk the higher the retrun, here you go ladies...

    11-6-1


    Sparty -21
    Iowa -26.5
    Sooners -21'
    Georgia -24
    Penn State -15.5
    Ole Piss +7.5
    aTm -2.5
    Okie St -15.5
    Texas Tech -10
    Arizona -23
    Az St -13.5


    Uconn -6.5
    Wyoming -3
    Notre Dame -21'
    Cuse -4.5
    Northwestern -6
    Utah -22


    Gators -23=Push


    ' = bought half


    Have Fun Girls


    Ole Eddie
    Last edited by Ole Eddie; 09-07-08, 12:34 AM.
  • Ole Eddie
    SBR Rookie
    • 09-05-08
    • 42

    #2
    you want write-up's?

    OK here you go...

    Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

    Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

    Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

    Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

    Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

    Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

    Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

    Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

    Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

    Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

    aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

    Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

    Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

    Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

    Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

    Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

    Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

    Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

    have a good time

    Ole Eddie
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    • FreeFall
      SBR MVP
      • 02-20-08
      • 3365

      #3
      one underdog? You will be in for a surprise come Sunday.
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      • LINE-crush-ER
        SBR MVP
        • 01-04-08
        • 1445

        #4
        most big betters dont bet 50 games , of you like that many games you , dont ever bet

        yt
        Last edited by LINE-crush-ER; 09-11-08, 09:38 PM.
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        • LINE-crush-ER
          SBR MVP
          • 01-04-08
          • 1445

          #5
          jy
          Last edited by LINE-crush-ER; 09-11-08, 09:38 PM.
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          • Ole Eddie
            SBR Rookie
            • 09-05-08
            • 42

            #6
            hey line crusher donkey dick what the **** did i ever do to you, you cock sucker? copy and paste all of my god damn picks in ur thread you pussy, i dont give 2 shits, im not going to change anything scumbag
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            • Ole Eddie
              SBR Rookie
              • 09-05-08
              • 42

              #7
              Originally posted by FreeFall
              one underdog? You will be in for a surprise come Sunday.
              oh really? how do you know? did you watch last weeks games? chalk came in all day long. dogs will start to come in in the coming weeks just not in the first 2, so keep "fading the public" cause your a lazy capper and have no skills
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              • Ole Eddie
                SBR Rookie
                • 09-05-08
                • 42

                #8
                Ole Eddie aint no damn tout and Ole eddie aint lookin for no free picks, ole eddie is not a big better I bet between 300-1500 a game...so why dont you go and mind your own business and go crush lines, pole smoker

                ole eddie has had enough for today, ole eddie is going to bed
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                • ferbs027
                  SBR Rookie
                  • 08-14-08
                  • 46

                  #9
                  You're boring and lame.
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                  • Senator7
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-20-05
                    • 1559

                    #10
                    "I just told my bookie I will literally take a shit on his face on Saturday."

                    No offense, but judging by your plays, I don't think he was too worried. You kind of redefine the term chalk eating weasel, but to each his own...
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                    • manny24
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-22-07
                      • 20046

                      #11
                      hilarious! these kind of threads really break up the monotony around here. keep 'em coming and gl 2day eddie.
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                      • teaserpleaser
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 08-14-08
                        • 26016

                        #12
                        Old eddies actually pretty funny... (read after his picks funny stuff)
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                        • crackerjack
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-01-06
                          • 3366

                          #13
                          I am not sure if you could be more offensive if you tried, but it was worth the read. GL but for your bookies sake, I hope you lose.
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                          • manny24
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-22-07
                            • 20046

                            #14
                            yeah, i laughed out loud at the iowa mcdonald's thing.
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                            • manny24
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-22-07
                              • 20046

                              #15
                              Originally posted by crackerjack
                              I am not sure if you could be more offensive if you tried, but it was worth the read. GL but for your bookies sake, I hope you lose.
                              oh he's going to lose but still a very funny post, no?
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                              • teaserpleaser
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 08-14-08
                                • 26016

                                #16
                                My personal fav is the Texas A&M....
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                                • Ole Eddie
                                  SBR Rookie
                                  • 09-05-08
                                  • 42

                                  #17
                                  thanks guys, but seriously, im not going to lose, lets roll today folks, good luck to all...
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                                  • manny24
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-22-07
                                    • 20046

                                    #18
                                    or how about uconn and he's got jim calhoun coaching the football team too! magic.
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                                    • Ole Eddie
                                      SBR Rookie
                                      • 09-05-08
                                      • 42

                                      #19
                                      manny you know im joking about the Calhoun comment
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                                      • darrell74
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-16-07
                                        • 14649

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Ole Eddie
                                        thanks guys, but seriously, im not going to lose, lets roll today folks, good luck to all...
                                        Read your analysis, made me laugh.
                                        Got tons of bets. A winning day is a winning day, hopefully you get over 60%. gl sir
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                                        • Ole Eddie
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 09-05-08
                                          • 42

                                          #21
                                          thanks darrell74 - stand up guy right here
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                                          • Sforz
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-07-08
                                            • 2221

                                            #22
                                            go get'em OE! ....

                                            Ole Eddie-><-his bookie
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                                            • sweetpete57@
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-09-06
                                              • 1116

                                              #23
                                              I agree, it's nice to have a little humore on here now and again. I actually agree with most of his picks, so we'll be going down together I guess
                                              "You Can't Outfox a Fox" -Dapper Capper
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                                              • theknuck
                                                SBR Hustler
                                                • 08-28-08
                                                • 65

                                                #24
                                                holy balls those write-ups were hilarious. can't wait till next weeks. you do nfl too?
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                                                • LINE-crush-ER
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-04-08
                                                  • 1445

                                                  #25
                                                  good luck , dont know why you are so sensitive

                                                  , i told my bookie the same thing he said head or gut





                                                  Originally posted by Ole Eddie
                                                  you want write-up's?

                                                  OK here you go...

                                                  Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

                                                  Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

                                                  Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

                                                  Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

                                                  Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

                                                  Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

                                                  Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

                                                  Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

                                                  Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

                                                  Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

                                                  aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

                                                  Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

                                                  Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

                                                  Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

                                                  Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

                                                  Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

                                                  Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

                                                  Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

                                                  have a good time

                                                  Ole Eddie
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                                                  • dmiles1021
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-10-07
                                                    • 1412

                                                    #26
                                                    this guy is a joke
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                                                    • element1286
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 02-25-08
                                                      • 3370

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ole Eddie
                                                      you want write-up's?

                                                      OK here you go...

                                                      Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

                                                      Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

                                                      Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

                                                      Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

                                                      Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

                                                      Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

                                                      Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

                                                      Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

                                                      Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

                                                      Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

                                                      aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

                                                      Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

                                                      Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

                                                      Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

                                                      Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

                                                      Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

                                                      Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

                                                      Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

                                                      have a good time

                                                      Ole Eddie
                                                      Are you serious guy? Gotta love analysis that includes teams shitting and pissing on the other team.
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                                                      • shrax4
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 11-11-06
                                                        • 399

                                                        #28
                                                        God bless internet anonymity. You can be ten times tougher just by mashing some keys.

                                                        I wish Pags would start his write ups with:

                                                        I'M SO ****ING GOOD I'M PAGS I'M GOING TO SHIT ON THE WORLD
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                                                        • awhitejackson
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-15-07
                                                          • 2265

                                                          #29
                                                          Arizona all day baby......WVU rolls and pisses and shits all over pirates today...Good thread bud....
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                                                          • andyman009
                                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                                            • 02-21-08
                                                            • 662

                                                            #30
                                                            hes drunk
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                                                            • manny24
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-22-07
                                                              • 20046

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by shrax4
                                                              God bless internet anonymity. You can be ten times tougher just by mashing some keys.

                                                              I wish Pags would start his write ups with:

                                                              I'M SO ****ING GOOD I'M PAGS I'M GOING TO SHIT ON THE WORLD
                                                              don't take yourself so serious bro- just having a little fun here. ole eddie loves to lay the lumber and talk smack so just leave his thread alone and go fvck yourself.
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                                                              • Ole Eddie
                                                                SBR Rookie
                                                                • 09-05-08
                                                                • 42

                                                                #32
                                                                manny is right you guys take me way to serious lol im just ****in with all ya....
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                                                                • Ole Eddie
                                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                                  • 09-05-08
                                                                  • 42

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Sparty -21
                                                                  Iowa -26.5
                                                                  Sooners -21'
                                                                  Georgia -24
                                                                  Penn State -15.5
                                                                  Ole Piss +7.5


                                                                  Uconn -6.5
                                                                  Wyoming -3
                                                                  Notre Dame -21'
                                                                  Cuse -4.5


                                                                  aTm -2.5
                                                                  Okie St -15.5
                                                                  Gators -23
                                                                  Texas Tech -10
                                                                  Utah -22
                                                                  Arizona -23
                                                                  Az St -13.5
                                                                  Northwestern -6



                                                                  6-4 so far girls!!!
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                                                                  • Ole Eddie
                                                                    SBR Rookie
                                                                    • 09-05-08
                                                                    • 42

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Sparty -21
                                                                    Iowa -26.5
                                                                    Sooners -21'
                                                                    Georgia -24
                                                                    Penn State -15.5
                                                                    Ole Piss +7.5
                                                                    aTm -2.5
                                                                    Okie St -15.5
                                                                    Gators -23


                                                                    Uconn -6.5
                                                                    Wyoming -3
                                                                    Notre Dame -21'
                                                                    Cuse -4.5
                                                                    Northwestern -6
                                                                    Utah -22



                                                                    Pending:

                                                                    Texas Tech -10
                                                                    Arizona -23
                                                                    Az St -13.5


                                                                    9-6 girls, yall thought i was going to get eatin alive today

                                                                    Guess not....
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                                                                    • Kingctb27
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 07-16-08
                                                                      • 2258

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Wow. That was awesome.
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