I've just returned from my vacation in the Bahamas and my Uncle Murdoch left a boatload of information for me on my voice mail. My Uncle Murdoch just took the Stardust behind the proverbial woodshed last week and now he's got the scoop from his connections on the west coast. Ok folks, here we go. Word on the street has it that Petey Carrol practiced his troops extra hard this week. They are not taking the Irish lightly, despite their dismal record. My Uncle Murdoch's west coast accountant rode shotgun with Petey after wednesday's practice in L.A. PC was cramming some Charleston Chews down his throat while he was telling his comrade how they were taking their trip to South Bend seriously this week and how Booty was gonna get his groove back. Videl Hazelton looked sharp all week and Stafon Johnson verbally assaulted an old lady off campus just for wearing a Notre Dame sweatshirt. If that doesn't show passion, I dunno what does. Add all this to the fact that Evan Sharpley is getting the first snap from center and it spells doom for that puff-a-lump, Charlie Weis. My Uncle Murdoch is taking a retro Scooby-Doo tin lunchbox full of Franklins down to Binion's on the Strip and his gonna dump that mess of cash on USC -17. This is so easy it should be illegal. You guys should really open your eyes to the clout and mojo of me and my Uncle Murdoch. I'm undefeated on this board and my electric eelskin boots speak volumes of my ability to rake in the cash. Nevermind that bit of airplane turbulence the other day. Take those hooligans from Compton and sleep easy saturday night.
I'm back and I've got another golden ticket to anyone smart enough to listen.
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the_mad_capperSBR Rookie
- 10-04-07
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#1I'm back and I've got another golden ticket to anyone smart enough to listen.Tags: None -
strictlywinnersRestricted User
- 07-17-07
- 3377
#2I dont care what anyone says i love the writeups. Im not gonna go huge on this one but ill put 1000 on them cause i love the scooby doo tin. My best play of the week isnt for college football it NFL and its the 9ers to win outright against giants. Ask uncle murdoch what he thinks of itComment -
shrax4SBR Sharp
- 11-11-06
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#3These writeups are always great. I don't know if I can play USC but I'll consider it.Comment -
MJFtheGeniusSBR Hall of Famer
- 05-31-07
- 7257
#4LOL, love it mad capper, keep them winners coming!!!Comment -
strictlywinnersRestricted User
- 07-17-07
- 3377
#5What do you mean you dont know if you can take it. Listen you gotta have faith in uncle murdock and the scooby doo lunch box. Sit back and blaze an L in the mystery mobile on your way to the bank when they blow them outComment -
jonmicSBR Wise Guy
- 09-25-06
- 685
#6haha these are great, i'll be on them for sure now!Comment -
greekSBR MVP
- 10-01-07
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#7usc is my favorite teamComment -
nevadasideSBR MVP
- 10-20-06
- 1263
#8mad_capper strikes again.....Comment -
masrSBR MVP
- 10-20-07
- 4773
#9thanks for the lean...i wasnt sure and im from LA...
your story got me going!! Good PickComment -
manny24SBR Posting Legend
- 10-22-07
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#10your uncle is a wise man...always respect your elders...thanks capper.Comment
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