C'mon. That was a 9-minute video that gave me about as much insight on this week's games as I'd find in Better Homes & Gardens Magazine. In case you didn't watch, here's the gist...
Mustache Man: Team A vs. Team B...blah blah blah. What do you think Justin7?
Justin7: I have no opinion on this game.
Mustache Man: Ok, great. Team C vs. Team D...blah blah blah I'm liking Team C a little bit blah blah. Douchebag99 started a thread that said blah blah blah. What do you think Justin 7?
Justin7: I may have a slight lean towards team C, but I'm not going to play it. No opinion
Mustache Man: Super, ok, thanks. What plays are you looking at this week?
Justin 7: I have no plays this week.
Mustache Man: Great, thank you, super. We have 5 minutes to kill, can you give me some convoluted advice on teasers?
Justin 7: Sure thing. Blah blah blah -243 Moneyline blah blah away favorites blah blah combine with all my NBA 1st Half totals blah blah let me type some stuff on my Pickmaster 5000, blah blah, what do you think of my chest hair?
Mustache Man: Team A vs. Team B...blah blah blah. What do you think Justin7?
Justin7: I have no opinion on this game.
Mustache Man: Ok, great. Team C vs. Team D...blah blah blah I'm liking Team C a little bit blah blah. Douchebag99 started a thread that said blah blah blah. What do you think Justin 7?
Justin7: I may have a slight lean towards team C, but I'm not going to play it. No opinion
Mustache Man: Super, ok, thanks. What plays are you looking at this week?
Justin 7: I have no plays this week.
Mustache Man: Great, thank you, super. We have 5 minutes to kill, can you give me some convoluted advice on teasers?
Justin 7: Sure thing. Blah blah blah -243 Moneyline blah blah away favorites blah blah combine with all my NBA 1st Half totals blah blah let me type some stuff on my Pickmaster 5000, blah blah, what do you think of my chest hair?