Tuf 15

**Educ8d Degener8** · 12-13-11, 11:59 AM

Sounds like TUF Brazil will air on Globo (a Brazilian TV network), but will also get airplay via Fuel (speculation) in the US... this in addition to TUF 15...

http://mmajunkie.com/news/26527/vitor-belfort-wanderlei-silva-named-coaches-of-the-ultimate-fighter-brazil.mma

TUF overload, as both shows begin in March and conclude in June.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8

Sounds like TUF Brazil will air on Globo (a Brazilian TV network), but will also get airplay via Fuel (speculation) in the US... this in addition to TUF 15...

http://mmajunkie.com/news/26527/vitor-belfort-wanderlei-silva-named-coaches-of-the-ultimate-fighter-brazil.mma

TUF overload, as both shows begin in March and conclude in June.

Thanks.

Wow, so two TUF shows at the same time? That's insane.

**proposition joe** · 12-13-11, 12:33 PM

Are Wandy and Belfort fighting? Wow. That will be ugly

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 01:09 PM

Given Rumble doesn't break Vitor's arm.

**Vaughany** · 12-13-11, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Given Rumble doesn't break Vitor's arm.

How will he break Vitor's arm?!

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

How will he break Vitor's arm?!

Was being humorous, given Big Nog's recent misfortune.

**proposition joe** · 12-13-11, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

How will he break Vitor's arm?!

He's a ******* JiuJitsu master. Didn't you hear?

**NunyaBidness** · 12-13-11, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Was being humorous, given Big Nog's recent misfortune.

Comedy, it ain't easy.

**Vaughany** · 12-13-11, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Was being humorous, given Big Nog's recent misfortune.

Might have been funny if Rumble's submission game was at a similar level to Frank Mir's!

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Might have been funny if Rumble's submission game was at a similar level to Frank Mir's!

No, the fact that Rumble is not a submission guy is what makes it funny. It is not expected. If his submission game was at a similar level to Mir's, it wouldn't be a surprise, therefore not funny.

It's not that funny, in any way, but I thought it was an obvious joke.

If Rumble had a submission game, it would be realistic, and not a joke.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Comedy, it ain't easy.

Being you isn't easy, I'm 100% sure. I feel for you, man. Try not to kill yourself during the Holidays. We're here for you if you need to talk.

**Vaughany** · 12-13-11, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by gabe

No, the fact that Rumble is not a submission guy is what makes it funny. It is not expected. If his submission game was at a similar level to Mir's, it wouldn't be a surprise, therefore not funny.

It's not that funny, in any way, but I thought it was an obvious joke.

If Rumble had a submission game, it would be realistic, and not a joke.

Well u are right, it couldn't of been a more basic or obvious joke.

**NunyaBidness** · 12-13-11, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Being you isn't easy, I'm 100% sure. I feel for you, man. Try not to kill yourself during the Holidays. We're here for you if you need to talk.

There's that wit again.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Well u are right, it couldn't of been a more basic or obvious joke.

You're man enough to admit when you're wrong, unlike some people. (*cough* nunya *cough*)

Respek.

**Vaughany** · 12-13-11, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by gabe

You're man enough to admit when you're wrong, unlike some people. (*cough* nunya *cough*)

Respek.

haha wasn't really admitting that I was wrong...it was pretty obvious that the terrible gag was based on the precipice that Rumble has limited BJJ! I just didn't think a comedian would do such a cheap and obvious gag...thought that there had to be more in it!

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

haha wasn't really admitting that I was wrong...it was pretty obvious that the terrible gag was based on the precipice that Rumble has limited BJJ! I just didn't think a comedian would do such a cheap and obvious gag...thought that there had to be more in it!

A comedian is lucky if 1 out of 10 jokes he writes is funny.

I didn't say that to make anyone laugh. It was a throw-away line just to reference the fact that Vitor has a fight coming up with Rumble.

**Vaughany** · 12-13-11, 02:42 PM

Okay fair enough

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

There's that wit again.

That's something 15 year olds say when they're being funny. I was showing legitimate concern for you. It really is obvious that you're a miserable person.

**NunyaBidness** · 12-13-11, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by gabe

That's something 15 year olds say when they're being funny. I was showing legitimate concern for you. It really is obvious that you're a miserable person.

I doubt many 15 year olds use the term 'wit' whatsoever. Say hi to weirdoville for me.

**NunyaBidness** · 12-13-11, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by gabe

A comedian is lucky if 1 out of 10 jokes he writes is funny.

No doubt.

From your twitter:

"Getting hit on by a hot married lawyer chick. She must be looking for a subpenis."

"Just turned down a job as a Guest Star on CSI: Miami, 'cos I didn't like the Dental Plan they were offering."

"I've never been in love, but I've taken my dads car to get the oil changed once."

"I'm going to wait 'til Saturday to go shopping, because I'm rich."

**NunyaBidness** · 12-13-11, 03:13 PM

What the **** does this even mean?

Getting a "Good lookin' out, homie." from a black guy is the equivelent of winning $50 playing a scratcher.

**Vaughany** · 12-13-11, 03:18 PM

They are dreadful to be fair! I'd love for you to break each one down Gabe and explain to us the thought process behind these classic one-liners?

**illmatick** · 12-13-11, 03:26 PM

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 04:17 PM

Those aren't comedy jokes, they're funny lines for Twitter. I post them on Facebook, too. They got a lot of like's on Facebook and Fav's and Retweets on Twitter. I don't go a week without running into someone who mentions a tweet or facebook status I posted that made them laugh.

If you guys don't think they're funny, then we don't have a similar sense of humor. S'all good, no big deal.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

What the **** does this even mean?

Getting a "Good lookin' out, homie." from a black guy is the equivelent of winning $50 playing a scratcher.

This one got a shit-load of like's on Facebook--- the fact that you don't get it tells me that your sense of humor is COMPLETELY off from mine.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 04:20 PM

And for the record, he picked the least funniest ones he could find... had to dig deep for some... and even those, people liked.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 04:21 PM

I posted "I'm going to wait til Saturday to go shopping, because I'm rich." on the day before Black Friday -- again, a lot of people liked that one.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 04:23 PM

LOL he said 15 year olds don't use the word "wit" lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wow not all 15 year olds are idiots like you were/are, bro.

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 04:26 PM

also, subpenis = subpoena pun

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 04:27 PM

He couldn't prove I've lied about anything, now he's trying to prove that I'm not funny? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a pathetic loser. Go learn how to be a man.

**Vaughany** · 12-13-11, 05:20 PM

To be fair, I did chuckle at this one... "Thug Mansion is the only place in Heaven you can still get mugged."

**gabe** · 12-13-11, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

To be fair, I did chuckle at this one... "Thug Mansion is the only place in Heaven you can still get mugged."

Just that one? Come on, dude. I've posted lots of good lines. I even get retweeted by famous folks.

Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton should star in a movie together where they switch bodies and no one notices, including them.

My bank has a feature where I send them a text and they text me back my balance. I think it's a pretty cool feature, but the LOL was unnecessary.

I like to send DVD copies of the movie Taken to dads who've had their child taken, so they will feel inadequate.

I bet the worst thing about testing HIV Positive is not being Magic Johnson.

Being Home Alone isn't as fun when there's no one trying to rob or kill you. Or when you don't have a life-size cutout of Michael Jordan you can dance with.

I surprise myself every day. Which means I forget to flush every night.

I remember people talking about how pineapple makes your semen taste better... But nobody ever mentioned how disgusting your semen makes pineapple taste.

I'm not a racist, but I sure do run a lot.............. from black people.

I think Owen Wilson should quit his job as Host of The Ellen DeGeneres Show and focus more on his film work.

These are some my memory just drew up that I think are funny (not my best, just by random,) and if anyone doesn't think they're funny, then we simply have a very different sense of humor.

@gabrielkillian on twitter for all

**NunyaBidness** · 12-14-11, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by gabe

And for the record, he picked the least funniest ones he could find... had to dig deep for some... and even those, people liked.

These were all drawn from the last 8-10 on your twitter. If I dug deep I'm sure I could've found better.

**NunyaBidness** · 12-14-11, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by gabe

This one got a shit-load of like's on Facebook--- the fact that you don't get it tells me that your sense of humor is COMPLETELY off from mine.

Sorry, maybe thats it. I'm not into that Dane Cook shit.

Seen Louis CK live twice. Saw Carlin at his last show in vegas 3 days before he died. Saw Patton Oswalt at UCB, Maria Bamford twice in Chicago. Bill Maher, Bill Cosby, and 5 dozen other people who's names I forget. I go to comedy clubs every town I'm in.

Never seen Dane Cook though, except on that episode of Louie where he ripped him. . .