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VaughanySBR Aristocracy
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#1821Comment -
Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
- 05-25-11
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#1822Stilll no Bellator betting for me but I'd lean Hale and Shamhalaev
Two small plays tonight to ease back in...let's roll.
Good to be back Good luck everyoneComment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
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#1823Nice one Jesus, I figured u might play Burnsed, seemed like the best value dog to me as well, played him small.Comment -
Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
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BeelzebubzySBR Hall of Famer
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#1825welcome back JCComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#1826You locked Escudero in too lateComment -
Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
- 05-25-11
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#1828Damn should have done more than lean on the BellatorComment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
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#1829
Stick to you guns pal. Never get away from successful tendencies.
But I completely understand its hard to keep firing from deep inside a rut.Comment -
VitoochSBR MVP
- 09-26-11
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#1830Shouldn't have stopped just because you had a bad streak. Variance sucks but you have to ride it out. Not every +EV will hit, but overtime you will profit.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#1831
a couple months ago i said i hit 5-8 teamers regularly... from that, his "joke" was born. Saying what i said makes me the guy who hits 23 teamers? lol people are right when they say this forum is full of idiots
I love anything funny, even when it's at my expense. My buddies and I clown on each other all the time. If you're gonna make a joke at my expense, I'm happy to hear it and hope to get a laugh out of it... but if lacks sense and is just terrible, you can't get upset with me for pointing it out.Comment -
Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
- 05-25-11
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#1832No plays for me it seems....Dimes has pulled the prelim lines off the board 3 hours before fight time for some reason.Comment -
mlevi2538SBR Rookie
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#1835good luck !Comment -
Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
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#1836penetrate 5Dimes.Comment -
MercersuxSBR MVP
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#1837yeah man. 5d is pulling these lines down quick. some bs. Ive seen it happen in the more obscure mma fight lines before but not often. I've also seen em keep lines up after the fights have ended as well so I guess its give & take...still tho. I threw small play on torres just to have something to look forward too. eventhough torres is rather close to being a completely shot fighter, can't see an upstart mma promotion who needs as many name guys as they can get attempting to set him up for failure. It is fighting so anything is possible but for as much as ive seen torres's face on all the wsof promotional stuff, just don't see him losing. Gl with whatever your doing jeez.Comment -
PunisherINDSBR MVP
- 02-24-11
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#1838yeah man. 5d is pulling these lines down quick. some bs. Ive seen it happen in the more obscure mma fight lines before but not often. I've also seen em keep lines up after the fights have ended as well so I guess its give & take...still tho. I threw small play on torres just to have something to look forward too. eventhough torres is rather close to being a completely shot fighter, can't see an upstart mma promotion who needs as many name guys as they can get attempting to set him up for failure. It is fighting so anything is possible but for as much as ive seen torres's face on all the wsof promotional stuff, just don't see him losing. Gl with whatever your doing jeez.Comment -
Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
- 05-25-11
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#1839Yea I'm starting to see where they were coming from with the mass confusion surrounding this card..just sucked cause Burkman was one of my plays (other lost see-Ramico Blackmon) was only able to drop 50 stinking bucks on each cause I already had the rest of my secondary sportsbook balance locked up in NFL tomorrow.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#1840Had a nice weekend...
Hit these:
PARLAY (8 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -525
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +4-170 (B+2)
[424] HOUSTON -500
[427] DETROIT -240
[429] CHICAGO -185
[432] SEATTLE -200
[702] NEW YORK -215
[710] LA LAKERS -35025 / 325 325 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[437] DALLAS +7-170 (B+3)
[710] LA LAKERS -4½-170 (B+3)104 / 154 154 WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[437] DALLAS +7-170 (B+3)
[710] LA LAKERS -35095 / 99 99 WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -525
[424] HOUSTON -500
[427] DETROIT -240
[702] NEW YORK -215
[710] LA LAKERS -35040 / 112 112 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN4TEAS FB 13 NBA 10 PTS
[348] OREGON STATE +8½-110 (B+13)
[393] OREGON +5-110 (B+13)
[705] HOU ROCKETS +13-110 (B+10)
[716] LA CLIPPERS +6½-110 (B+10)350/250 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN250
4T TEASER FB 13 PT, BK 9 PT(TIES LOSE)
[418] GREEN BAY +3-110 (B+13)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +15-110 (B+13)
[702] NEW YORK +6-110 (B+9)
[710] LA LAKERS +1-110 (B+9)60 / 50 50 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -7-170 (B+3)
[424] HOUSTON -500
[427] DETROIT -240
[432] SEATTLE -18555 / 174 174 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (7 TEAMS)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +3½-150 (B+1)
[424] HOUSTON -470
[427] DETROIT -2½-160 (B+1½)
[307] TOTAL o55-110
(MIDDLE TENN ST vrs WESTERN KENTUCKY)
[348] OREGON STATE -4-110
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)
[503] OKLAHOMA CITY +5-170 (B+3)25 / 730 730 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[393] OREGON -5½-170 (B+3)30 / 100 100 WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[348] OREGON STATE -2½-150 (B+1)
[393] OREGON -5½-170 (B+3)44 / 210 210 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN4T TEASER FB 13 PT, BK 9 PT(TIES LOSE)
[424] HOUSTON +2½-110 (B+13)
[427] DETROIT +8½-110 (B+13)
[348] OREGON STATE +9½-110 (B+13)
[393] OREGON +4½-110 (B+13)180 / 150 150 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[348] OREGON STATE -2½-150 (B+1)42 / 149 149 WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -7-170 (B+3)
[427] DETROIT -2½-160 (B+1½)
[307] TOTAL o55-110
(MIDDLE TENN ST vrs WESTERN KENTUCKY)
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)
[503] OKLAHOMA CITY +5-170 (B+3)25 / 225 225 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[303] TOTAL o55½-170 (B+3)
(EASTERN MICHIGAN vrs OHIO)
[348] OREGON STATE -2½-160 (B+1½)
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)55 / 170 170 WIN
WIN
WIN
WINMissed these:PARLAY (4 TEAMS) (FP)
[307] TOTAL o54-110
(MIDDLE TENN ST vrs WESTERN KENTUCKY)
[348] OREGON STATE -200
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)
[503] OKLAHOMA CITY +4-150 (B+2)30 / 197 197 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -8½-150 (B+2)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[331] CLEMSON -9½-170 (B+3)
[356] OHIO STATE -22½-170 (B+3)
[386] TEXAS TECH -5½-135 (B+1)41 / 341 -41 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSEPARLAY (7 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -7-170 (B+3)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +4-170 (B+2)
[424] HOUSTON -10½-110
[427] DETROIT -2½-190 (B+3)
[429] CHICAGO -3½-105
[432] SEATTLE -2-170 (B+2)
[436] NY GIANTS -18525 / 853 -25 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSEPARLAY (8 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -7-170 (B+3)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +4-170 (B+2)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-190 (B+3)
[429] CHICAGO -185
[432] SEATTLE -185
[436] NY GIANTS -185
[437] DALLAS +7-170 (B+3)25 / 933 -25 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSE
PENDPARLAY (8 TEAMS)
[420] IND COLTS +108
[427] DET LIONS -200
[429] CHI BEARS -185
[432] SEA SEAHAWKS -210
[436] NY GIANTS -185
[437] DAL COWBOYS +4-110
[348] OREGON STATE -175
[393] OREGON -33015/625 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSE
PEND
WIN
WIN-15
Giants really fkd me...Last edited by gabe; 11-05-12, 04:29 PM.Comment -
PunisherINDSBR MVP
- 02-24-11
- 4980
#1841Had a nice weekend...
Hit these:
PARLAY (8 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -525
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +4-170 (B+2)
[424] HOUSTON -500
[427] DETROIT -240
[429] CHICAGO -185
[432] SEATTLE -200
[702] NEW YORK -215
[710] LA LAKERS -35025 / 325 325 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[437] DALLAS +7-170 (B+3)
[710] LA LAKERS -4½-170 (B+3)104 / 154 154 WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[437] DALLAS +7-170 (B+3)
[710] LA LAKERS -35095 / 99 99 WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -525
[424] HOUSTON -500
[427] DETROIT -240
[702] NEW YORK -215
[710] LA LAKERS -35040 / 112 112 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN4TEAS FB 13 NBA 10 PTS
[348] OREGON STATE +8½-110 (B+13)
[393] OREGON +5-110 (B+13)
[705] HOU ROCKETS +13-110 (B+10)
[716] LA CLIPPERS +6½-110 (B+10)350/250 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN250
4T TEASER FB 13 PT, BK 9 PT(TIES LOSE)
[418] GREEN BAY +3-110 (B+13)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +15-110 (B+13)
[702] NEW YORK +6-110 (B+9)
[710] LA LAKERS +1-110 (B+9)60 / 50 50 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -7-170 (B+3)
[424] HOUSTON -500
[427] DETROIT -240
[432] SEATTLE -18555 / 174 174 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (7 TEAMS)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +3½-150 (B+1)
[424] HOUSTON -470
[427] DETROIT -2½-160 (B+1½)
[307] TOTAL o55-110
(MIDDLE TENN ST vrs WESTERN KENTUCKY)
[348] OREGON STATE -4-110
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)
[503] OKLAHOMA CITY +5-170 (B+3)25 / 730 730 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[393] OREGON -5½-170 (B+3)30 / 100 100 WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[348] OREGON STATE -2½-150 (B+1)
[393] OREGON -5½-170 (B+3)44 / 210 210 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN4T TEASER FB 13 PT, BK 9 PT(TIES LOSE)
[424] HOUSTON +2½-110 (B+13)
[427] DETROIT +8½-110 (B+13)
[348] OREGON STATE +9½-110 (B+13)
[393] OREGON +4½-110 (B+13)180 / 150 150 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[348] OREGON STATE -2½-150 (B+1)42 / 149 149 WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -7-170 (B+3)
[427] DETROIT -2½-160 (B+1½)
[307] TOTAL o55-110
(MIDDLE TENN ST vrs WESTERN KENTUCKY)
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)
[503] OKLAHOMA CITY +5-170 (B+3)25 / 225 225 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WINPARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[303] TOTAL o55½-170 (B+3)
(EASTERN MICHIGAN vrs OHIO)
[348] OREGON STATE -2½-160 (B+1½)
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)55 / 170 170 WIN
WIN
WIN
WINMissed these:PARLAY (4 TEAMS) (FP)
[307] TOTAL o54-110
(MIDDLE TENN ST vrs WESTERN KENTUCKY)
[348] OREGON STATE -200
[393] OREGON -5-170 (B+3)
[503] OKLAHOMA CITY +4-150 (B+2)30 / 197 197 WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[424] HOUSTON -8½-150 (B+2)
[427] DETROIT -2½-170 (B+2)
[331] CLEMSON -9½-170 (B+3)
[356] OHIO STATE -22½-170 (B+3)
[386] TEXAS TECH -5½-135 (B+1)41 / 341 -41 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSEPARLAY (7 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -7-170 (B+3)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +4-170 (B+2)
[424] HOUSTON -10½-110
[427] DETROIT -2½-190 (B+3)
[429] CHICAGO -3½-105
[432] SEATTLE -2-170 (B+2)
[436] NY GIANTS -18525 / 853 -25 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSEPARLAY (8 TEAMS)
[418] GREEN BAY -7-170 (B+3)
[420] INDIANAPOLIS +4-170 (B+2)
[424] HOUSTON -9-140 (B+1½)
[427] DETROIT -2½-190 (B+3)
[429] CHICAGO -185
[432] SEATTLE -185
[436] NY GIANTS -185
[437] DALLAS +7-170 (B+3)25 / 933 -25 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSE
PENDPARLAY (8 TEAMS)
[420] IND COLTS +108
[427] DET LIONS -200
[429] CHI BEARS -185
[432] SEA SEAHAWKS -210
[436] NY GIANTS -185
[437] DAL COWBOYS +4-110
[348] OREGON STATE -175
[393] OREGON -33015/625 LOSE
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSE
PEND
WIN
WIN-15
Giants really fkd me...
good stuff gabe. giants hurt me too. would have had a perfect week if not for them (and pending tonights plays)
you should deposit funds into an online account so you can hedge some of these parlays in the future. steelers were +400 live, when they were only down by a fg in the 4th qtr.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#1842good stuff gabe. giants hurt me too. would have had a perfect week if not for them (and pending tonights plays)
you should deposit funds into an online account so you can hedge some of these parlays in the future. steelers were +400 live, when they were only down by a fg in the 4th qtr.
my books offer live betting too, but didn't in the last 2 mins of the 4th quarter =(Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#1843STRAIGHT BET
[24005] S SHAMHALAEV +230
(S SHAMHALAEV vrs M RICHMAN)2000 / 4600 4600 WIN
WIN
a steal... had him capped at -175, hoped to get him at +130, was ecstatic with this line. hit him at +250 and +260 at other books, risked 500 at one, 200 at other. (max bets)Last edited by gabe; 11-05-12, 05:52 PM.Comment -
feijaoSBR Rookie
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#1844will you have bets for the ufc in macao card?Comment -
NunyaBidnessSBR Hall of Famer
- 07-26-09
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#1849At 5dimes even if you're limited you can still rebet it every 3-5 minutes or so. It's a PITA, but doable. Spend an hour some days repopping the same bet for $50 over and over and over.Comment -
Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
- 05-25-11
- 935
#1850My limits are pretty good well over 1k for basic stuff just have to wait longer to open up compared to friends of mine who are with Dimes...only thing I can't get any money on is Props for NBA or NFL....I wound up being able to get 1k on props for Bradley Beal to go third overall in the NBA draft at $50 a pop...after that $1 limits.Comment -
omalley21SBR Wise Guy
- 11-08-10
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#1851Thats what beards are for...Comment -
PunisherINDSBR MVP
- 02-24-11
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Jesus ChristSBR Wise Guy
- 05-25-11
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#1854YTD 56-73-2 +$2,764.39
Back to action with the UFC in Macau card...which for some reason I'm actually gonna wake up here on the East Coast to catch
3 plays for tomorrows early morning card.
My first play is on Tom DeBlass...I know the first thing that comes to mind when people think of DeBlass these days is gassing horribly and basically getting beat up with Diabate on top...I really think that poor of a performance is based on the injury he was carrying into this fight..I believe a healthy DeBlass fighting at 185 will show us all something..DeBlass achieves several trip takedowns in the first two rounds and has significant top control to be up on points going into the third where he will survive a terrifying last round with Riki working like hell for the finish...I'll say Tom DeBlass wins via Majority Decision (29-28, 28-28, 29-28)
My second play of the morning will be on John Lineker...Lineker is a flawed fighter himself but I just don't believe Urushitani to be a UFC level fighter...he is a good technical kickboxer but does not have any stopping power whatsoever...Lineker is gonna turn this is into a brawl because that's what he does and Urushitani isn't gonna be able to stop it..Urushitani will land on him but eventually he's getting caught and swarmed on...I'll say John Lineker wins via TKO(Punches) Round 2
My last play is on a total...I like Under 2.5 Rounds in the main event...that Silva fight against Franklin has me real worried about him going into this fight and into a 185 lb fight...I don't have the balls to bet Le cause he's just not very good but I see this fight going one of two ways...Le swarms him early or Le gasses and gets taken down in the second and gets crushed with Franklins underrated ground and pound...either way under....I'll say Someone get's fukked up
Good Luck Everyone !
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PunisherINDSBR MVP
- 02-24-11
- 4980
#1855
You have wagered
$100.00 out of a total $100.00 on selection: 6915 K.Irving assists
over 7* . You will be permitted to wager again on this event once the
limit is reset or the line has changed.Comment
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