I suck at TUF/Fight Night cards and I'm way too lazy to do any type of useful write-up for this event, so here are my fades.
Kimbo's an ex-porn bouncer and Houston looks like a tattooed alien. I like porn better than aliens. Also, Alexander doesn't deserve to be a -280 fav against anyone (he woulda been a play at the opening line).
Trophy Wives
I chose Big Country before the season even started and I'm not gunna switch now. Big Belly Power FTW. Schaub's inexperience will cost him here. Look for some Burger King reminence in the ring due to the post fight celebration.
Burger King Summoning Dance
I hate James McSweeney and I seem to have a distaste for most brits due to their cocky-but-i-really-suck-at-fighting nature. Titties seemed to have grown another set of titties coming in at 261lb at the weigh-ins yesterday. He will win by titty suffocation, 2nd round.
Finishing move of the future
Kimbo Slice vs. Houston Alexander
Kimbo's an ex-porn bouncer and Houston looks like a tattooed alien. I like porn better than aliens. Also, Alexander doesn't deserve to be a -280 fav against anyone (he woulda been a play at the opening line).
Trophy Wives
My Pick: Kimbo (+250) 1 unit to win 2.5 units
Roy Nelson vs. Brendan Schaub
I chose Big Country before the season even started and I'm not gunna switch now. Big Belly Power FTW. Schaub's inexperience will cost him here. Look for some Burger King reminence in the ring due to the post fight celebration.
Burger King Summoning Dance
My Pick: Big Country (-187) 3.25 units to win 1.76 units
James McSweeney vs. Darrill Schoonover
I hate James McSweeney and I seem to have a distaste for most brits due to their cocky-but-i-really-suck-at-fighting nature. Titties seemed to have grown another set of titties coming in at 261lb at the weigh-ins yesterday. He will win by titty suffocation, 2nd round.
Finishing move of the future
My Pick: Titties (-105) 1.05 units to win 1 unit
