Metamoris 4 opening odds: Cheal Sonnen +1559, Josh Barnett +710

**marzwoody** · 08-10-14, 01:29 PM

People pay to watch men rub against eachother on the ground for 30 mins? i coudent be payed to watch this shit.

MD · 08-10-14, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

People pay to watch men rub against eachother on the ground for 30 mins? i coudent be payed to watch this shit.

That's pretty much how the internet stays in business.

**marzwoody** · 08-10-14, 01:34 PM

Metamoris makes football seem exciting.

MD · 08-10-14, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

Metamoris makes football seem exciting.

Metamoris makes touching naked men seem exciting.

...My God, Moms Against UFC were right!

**Ron_Paul_2012** · 08-10-14, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by marzwoody

People pay to watch men rub against eachother on the ground for 30 mins? i coudent be payed to watch this shit.

So what did you think jiu jitsu was all this time? Men fighting with sticks?

MD · 08-10-14, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Ron_Paul_2012

So what did you think jiu jitsu was all this time? Men fighting with sticks?

That's what I thought porn was, until my mom explained it to me.

**marzwoody** · 08-10-14, 03:00 PM

^

**mirinquads** · 08-10-14, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by Keyboard Warrior

the entire board is one giant troll

You trolling me right here sider?

**Keyboard Warrior** · 08-10-14, 07:08 PM

Everything I type is dead serious. I have lost jobs because of this board. Yet Im still here, in pocket throwing bombs with any troll that wants to battle me. I will spar any person here irl. I will give you my cell number.

**JIBBBY** · 08-10-14, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Keyboard Warrior

Everything I type is dead serious. I have lost jobs because of this board. Yet Im still here, in pocket throwing bombs with any troll that wants to battle me. I will spar any person here irl. I will give you my cell number.

I'll be your Huckleberry... You got nothing on me Keyboard Warrior.... I battle the big wigs on this forum daily and never get rattled... Take a number...

No action up on the board tonight so all I've been doing is trolling ever since... Just like you guys are doing.. lol...

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**mirinquads** · 08-10-14, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Keyboard Warrior

Everything I type is dead serious. I have lost jobs because of this board. Yet Im still here, in pocket throwing bombs with any troll that wants to battle me. I will spar any person here irl. I will give you my cell number.

Would take you at -400 or better against most forum trolls. -1000 against Marzy, a weak troll with neither intelligence, wit or creativity. Jibby would be a favorite though - He's the greatest troll this board have ever seen.

**JIBBBY** · 08-10-14, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by mirinquads

Would take you at -400 or better against most forum trolls. -1000 against Marzy, a weak troll with neither intelligence, wit or creativity. Jibby would be a favorite though - He's the greatest troll this board have ever seen.

I think you forgot to mention Rocky.. That clown is infected with the trollitus disease... He'd take me out like Joey Zazza...

MD · 08-10-14, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

I'll be your Huckleberry... You got nothing on me Keyboard Warrior.... I battle the big wigs on this forum daily and never get rattled... Take a number...

No action up on the board tonight so all I've been doing is trolling ever since... Just like you guys are doing.. lol...

I like your spirit son.

JIBBBY, you've got a childlike innocence to you that makes me forget that you are, in fact, older than I am.

**marzwoody** · 08-10-14, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by mirinquads

Would take you at -400 or better against most forum trolls. -1000 against Marzy, a weak troll with neither intelligence, wit or creativity. Jibby would be a favorite though - He's the greatest troll this board have ever seen.

Whats a troll?

**JIBBBY** · 08-10-14, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by MD

I like your spirit son.

JIBBBY, you've got a childlike innocence to you that makes me forget that you are, in fact, older than I am.

I'm still very childish and young in nature and probably will be for a very long time.. No kids no wife and being a single bachelor living the life in Cali helps with that I'm sure.... Age is just a number MD, I actually took you for being an older chap yourself when I first logged on... I'm guessing you to be 25-30 years old now...

We need a thread of age and gender on this forum... Who's a pro gambler and who's not.. I post with you fools daily and I have no idea who any of you are.. All good though..

Gamblers really are some of the smartest people in the world.. I know this... I find this forum to be very entertaining and sometimes even very witty.. Me like!!!!

Hey, but don't mess with me MD, catch me on a losing night and all hell could break loose up in this beast..

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**marzwoody** · 08-10-14, 08:16 PM

^^ So true

MD · 08-10-14, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

I'm still very childish and young in nature and probably will be for a very long time.. No kids no wife and being a single bachelor living the life in Cali helps with that I'm sure.... Age is just a number MD, I actually took you for being an older chap yourself when I first logged on... I'm guessing you to be 25-30 years old now...

We need a thread of age and gender on this forum... Who's a pro gambler and who's not.. I post with you fools daily and I have no idea who any of you are.. All good though..

Gamblers really are some of the smartest people in the world.. I know this... I find this forum to be very entertaining and sometimes even very witty.. Me like!!!!

Hey, but don't mess with me MD, catch me on a losing night and all hell could break lose up in this beast..

SBR is one of the most defensive forums in the world. On every other forum I've ever been on, I told people my name, my age, and other details about myself. SBR, not so much. The general atmosphere is one of distrust, and you never want to be the only guy in the room talking about himself.

There are a few guys here whom I have a lot of time for. If Sac, Mercer, Mirin or a few others asked me to do them a favour, I would help in any way I could, because they're all good people. If I met any of them, I'm sure we'd get along.

**JIBBBY** · 08-10-14, 10:41 PM

^^ I reads ya MD... I more then anyone on this forum wants to stay stealthy and fly under the radar.. Reasons already disclosed...

Anyways - Age, gender and place of origin shouldn't be too revealing for all of us to disclose.. I've already done that, also whether or not you make a living gambling or not.. I don't see the harm in that....

I may start a thread on this one day and I hope all of you take part in this..

MD · 08-10-14, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

^^ I reads ya MD... I more then anyone on this forum wants to stay stealthy and fly under the radar.. Reasons already disclosed...

Anyways - Age, gender and place of origin shouldn't be too revealing for all of us to disclose.. I've already done that, also whether or not you make a living gambling or not.. I don't see the harm in that....

I may start a thread on this one day and I hope all of you take part in this..

16/F/Cali

**JIBBBY** · 08-10-14, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by MD

18/Trans/Ireland

Fixed... Lol...

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MD · 08-10-14, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

Fixed... Lol...

That came off more as some sort of covering-your-ass pedo pickup line than an insult.

I need an adult.

**imadegen** · 08-11-14, 12:25 AM

chael is borderline pathetic now. I AM BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU.

**Rubber Guard** · 08-11-14, 12:01 PM

lol the guy snubs Chael's hand shake at 16:35 yet he was up there like he was trying to shake his hand. Haha. Brazilian holding a grudge.