Getting Older Is Not Cool
In the past, I would make a mental note that a TV show is on, and watch it later. Now, I'll see a show is on in a half hour, and then forget all about it. I meant to go to Walmart today, and then forgot for a minute what I needed to get from there. It stinks having to write everything down.
At least getting older won't affect my memory. It's always been terrible.
It happens to everybody. Just keep notes.
it gets worse, you start to forget where the note is after you right everything down on it.
Yeah, I'm trying to find my notebook right now, as we speak.Originally Posted by doublej95
it gets worse, you start to forget where the note is after you right everything down on it.
I know what you mean , I went to the doctor last month and was diagnosed with alzheimers , it could've been worse , he could've told me I have alzheimers...
Better than the alternative.
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
get a smartphone, it'll help
Getting old sucks
Getting old does suck. I want to be 20 again.
I'll be watching a good show, commercials come on, I flip thru the channels, and then forget what the hell I was watching. I end up flipping thru channels all day, never really watching anything. Sucks.
Drink more caffeinated coffee. Improves memory.In the past, I would make a mental note that a TV show is on, and watch it later. Now, I'll see a show is on in a half hour, and then forget all about it. I meant to go to Walmart today, and then forgot for a minute what I needed to get from there. It stinks having to write everything down.
