[bonusguy]

does a mans anus feel like a womans vagina when you are inserted?

[firedawg]

Wyf

[tony_come]

Inappropriate

[bonusguy]

im sure both of you would like to know

[biggie12]

AutoDonk give this man his account back

[HurryUpAndDrink]

JFC.... this is as weird as it can get
Not bi here on any stretch but gonna make a BOLD statement
No dumbell, nothing feels like a woman vagina..., anus feels like anus, it has crap on it

I personally like to fukk women I TRUST in the ass because its a psychology thing, women giving up their ass is the ultimate submission, the ultimate surrender...

I personally think this song is about sex in the poo poo... not a meatloaf fan but gives this song a comedy twist I can live with

[kidcudi92]

paging poster "ronald"

not sure if he has fukked a girl before though

[Auto Donk]

does a mans anus feel like a womans vagina when you are inserted?

probably feels a lot like a woman's ass, only less tight just due to basic size principles.... and gotta believe it would stink a lot more than a woman's ass too.....

men are f'n pigs.....

[Auto Donk]

JFC.... this is as weird as it can get
Not bi here on any stretch but gonna make a BOLD statement
No dumbell, nothing feels like a woman vagina..., anus feels like anus, it has crap on it

I personally like to fukk women I TRUST in the ass because its a psychology thing, women giving up their ass is the ultimate submission, the ultimate surrender...

I personally think this song is about sex in the poo poo... not a meatloaf fan but gives this song a comedy twist I can live with

hurry showing some knowledge with the women psyche on anal....

turn it up a notch and really make em feel dirty by going stink to pink, back and forth over and over.....

preferably with an enema before hand (tell her to prep before you even start the session), otherwise you'll need to clear the room due to the odor and have to wash the sheets and burn a whole bottle of shout in the process.....

been there, done that.....

but nothing makes a girl feel nastier than the stink to pink move.....

and they wanna feel nasty.....

[HurryUpAndDrink]

hurry showing some knowledge with the women psyche on anal....

turn it up a notch and really make em feel dirty by going stink to pink, back and forth over and over.....

preferably with an enema before hand (tell her to prep before you even start the session), otherwise you'll need to clear the room due to the odor and have to wash the sheets and burn a whole bottle of shout in the process.....

been there, done that.....

but nothing makes a girl feel nastier than the stink to pink move.....

and they wanna feel nasty.....

Solid contribution as usual Donker!

I have done the stink to pink... with one girl, a tinder date that became sort of my gf, for 2 months at least lmao...

I personally like the feeling of said surrender but like I said, women I trust, clean women that like to be dirty, an asshole that Id lick is an asshole id surely penetrate...

And well, I just dont eat ass often, when high on cocaine Im pretty much an animal... id tell teh girl to sit on my face, scratch me, draw blood... it makes me only wanna ravage her harder

im not the fan of the stink AT ALL, turnoff... but if im doing blow odds are sense of smell very impaired so a big plus

[Auto Donk]

having a coked up ho "queenin" you/riding your face and using it as a fuk pad sybian to the point she almost suffocates you is bad ass.....

girls gotta wanna grind it out on your face..... i've ripped that little frenum thing that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth so many times I'm surprised it even tries to grow back any more..... I can't get my tongue far enough up a woman's cinnamon ring..... and box.... but having a babe want to grind out a big O on your face is bad ass.....

as for blow, one of the sexiest things a babe ever said to me, as she was riding cowgirl facin' me, after several lines, squeezing her as she's bouncing grinding at about 3/8 to half speed, staring into my eyes, she says in an oh so sexy voice, "I love being your coked up little whore".....

[HurryUpAndDrink]

having a coked up ho "queenin" you/riding your face and using it as a fuk pad sybian to the point she almost suffocates you is bad ass.....

girls gotta wanna grind it out on your face..... i've ripped that little frenum thing that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth so many times I'm surprised it even tries to grow back any more..... I can't get my tongue far enough up a woman's cinnamon ring..... and box.... but having a babe want to grind out a big O on your face is bad ass.....

as for blow, one of the sexiest things a babe ever said to me, as she was riding cowgirl facin' me, after several lines, squeezing her as she's bouncing grinding at about 3/8 to half speed, staring into my eyes, she says in an oh so sexy voice, "I love being your coked up little whore".....

oh my......... yeah man thats fukkin sweet

thats the dirty talk that gets one going....

she is entitling you to treat her as fair game with that sentence

she imean she can be fukked and taken anyway possible, fukkin BIG turnon!!!!

[Auto Donk]

oh my......... yeah man thats fukkin sweet

thats the dirty talk that gets one going....

she is entitling you to treat her as fair game with that sentence

she imean she can be fukked and taken anyway possible, fukkin BIG turnon!!!!

both of us had some of the best o's in our lives... she introduced me to bangin' on the best f'n dro you can by..

I was trippin balls while nailing her (increased heart rate really incrases the hi, and the trippin balls factor), and she literally morphed into elizabeth taylor mid sex -- weirdest shit ever.... -- then back to herself, then to a deceased former lover of mine..... then back to her....

[HurryUpAndDrink]

holy fukkin shitt... so wait you mixed blow with what???

I have had plenty of sex under MDMA... with acid not that much, acid turns sex too intense and weird to be fukkin any random chick

LSD sex gotta be a special connection

[Auto Donk]

not blo... DRO... Hydro.... shit makes me and my wife trip balls like few others, especially when the heart rate goes up during sex....

one time, I was floating into vegas, on a magic carpet, doin' her doggystyle on the magic carpet ride.... very awesome view, not scary at all, like when the way it is on a jet, except I was outdoors floating in with an awesome view while plowing away.....

just very high end hydro, mixed with nothing....

[Auto Donk]

never done acid, never will..... after seeing ralphie may talk about it on stage, I just don't want to go there....

also, a cousin of mine did it, wound up standing in the "near deep end" of her pool until sunrise, with nothing but his eyes and nose above water, not moving a muscle, only his eyes, for fear that the viet cong would spot him.....

you gotta watch this shit:

[The Kraken]

not blo... DRO... Hydro.... shit makes me and my wife trip balls like few others, especially when the heart rate goes up during sex....

one time, I was floating into vegas, on a magic carpet, doin' her doggystyle on the magic carpet ride.... very awesome view, not scary at all, like when the way it is on a jet, except I was outdoors floating in with an awesome view while plowing away.....

just very high end hydro, mixed with nothing....

WTF is this hydro you speak of? It bette not be hydrocodone

[Auto Donk]

hydroponic f'n weed for chrissakes.....

i've still got hydrocodone laying around here from when I got shot, blew out my acl, cut my finger to the bone, etc....

never even used the shit they prescribed for me.

[The Kraken]

I figured those weren't what you were talking about. Im not in the weed game and no absolutely about any of it. I just thought hydros were a bit amateurish for a man with your experience, and haven taken a few 10,000's of them in my life, I couldn't understand wtf you'd be talking about. Makes more sense

[warbux]

Bongus pal don't try anal your rooster will smell when you pull out.

[Auto Donk]

Bongus pal don't try anal your rooster will smell when you pull out.

that's why God gave women that thing called a "mouth" and created "ass to mouth" pornos to train us MEN on how to clean our "choco-sticks" post anal.....