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    jjgold
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    Just Made An Extreme Risk Bet With A Gay Bookmaker..$5,000 Detroit Series Bet: Video

    What Are gay Bookmakers?????

    They take action just like any other Bookmaker but you can pay with cash or sex
    The sex most of the time of course is not voluntarily, some flamers play with him because a free shot
    Most of his clients are studs like me that are straight as arrows so of course that is why so high risk
    Its $150 per hr against your debt.........
    You have 15 days to pay debt/settle figure
    So if you owe 2k you have to be with him approx 15 times or so in the bedroom
    Detroit Tigers $5000 to Win $5000 SERIES BET over Yankees

    FYI............I have $3200 saves already..$1800 NOT ACCOUNTED FOR IF I LOSE
    I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PAY HIM CASH BACK ON TIME..be ready if I lose to get asked for cash

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    Good luck coach. You're fukking buried pal

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    Good luck coach, maybe you can arb your balls.

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    Lmao

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    jjgold
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    Not nervous yet

    Lets get down 1-0 and THEN FUKKIN SEE

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    "Extreme risk bet with a gay bookmaker"

    JJ

    Does this mean if you win your bet, you get a box of AIDS?
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    Phila if I win I get 5k cash man SMALL BILLS

    BEST OF LUCK CUZ

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    Was the last big series bet the Thunder one?

    If so JJ won't lose two isolated series bets in a row will he? Has this ever happened JJ?

    I want to pound the Tigers series, but only person on the board who I see promoting them is Paco and he doesn't count because he still thinks the Lions will win the Super Bowl.

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    I never lose 2 big bets in a row

    Tonights game is huge though

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Phila if I win I get 5k cash man SMALL BILLS

    BEST OF LUCK CUZ
    JJ

    Good luck, pal.

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    Tigers are my team so I'm rooting for you

    Corbin keep your hole clean anyways

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    King Mayan
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    That bbokmaker will sprinkle roses over the bed/room and proceed to make you love to you, JJ...

    No need to worry it will be gentle.

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    Free action for coach if bet loses, coach winning both ways here guys

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    Let's say DET loses the series.

    Can you pay your debt entirely with sexual favors?

    It might takes months to pay and you will certainly lose the sanctity of your butt hole.

    But at least you'll have cash in your pocket.

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    uh oh......

    good luck man you and your virgin butthole are scared to death... prob time to go to gamblers ann.. meetings bro money or get cornholed.. yikes

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    Sounds like a win/win situation for u

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    Coach, hook ur local up with the syndicate, Im sure they wont mind your bookie taking their action

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    Fukk u you dumb sounding prick. Hope Yankees sweep.

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    JJ do you get to fukk him or do you have to let him fukk you? Or do you have to suck him off or what? Give us details.

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    JJ, how many times have you put your lips around his kokk?? Must be dozens....
    I bet you enjoy going into that room and getting drilled in the ass. Quit pretending to be straight, pal. You're as queer as Elton John
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    Shady you have room to talk

    Shady, JJ says your albino and ride a huffy bicycle to work

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    Dont forget I have cash...its only book that wanted my action

    Plus I I win next week we have no worries

    Guy pays and fast!!!

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    Hope Stringbean give to you hard with no jelly.

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    That's so sick I hate gay people. jjgold why would you do something so risky?? I feel on edge for you about this now- the Yankees are way better than the Tigers.

    This is a very dark side of gambling.

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    Probably picks losers on purpose jus so that he has to suck another rooster
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    .. I Think that says it All. Time to post up for the Yankees. ENJOY THE ROOSTER JJ.

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    Hahahahahahahaha...

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    I hope tigers lose, so I can pay JJ's debt, then JJ's ass will me mine which means I will pound his ass. HARD.

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    Go Yankees!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I hope tigers lose, so I can pay JJ's debt, then JJ's ass will me mine which means I will pound his ass. HARD.
    Mayan Pal, I'll bet you your betpoints the Yankees win. If I lose I'll let you hammer Milwaukee Mike. I'm pretty sure his wife will watch if your cool with that?

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    I had one of my runners back in the eighties was gay as the day is long. Weirdest mutherfukker I ever met. Also the sharpest. Fukkin kid used to run the money in and flat out tell me what I had to lay off. I didn't pay much mind to him till he got me my money late one gameday. Was loaded like a pistol on two games fukk all on the rest. Threatened him with his mutherfukkin life and he just looks at me and says. "It's cool bra, that's your money."

    Kid was right as rain and made it a point to tell me. Often. I never found out how the fukk a dude as fukkin far off the grid knew that shit. Never gave a moments thought that a dude who fancied dudes would know so much about the games as he did. Kid was always right. Made a fukkin killing of the kid. Found out one day he had half my crowd subbed out and the whole fukkin deal. The dainty fukk had the nerve to try and get his before mine.

    Just goes to show you. Sharp ain't always clever.

    Never underestimate or judge anyone. Not even some Pet Shop Boys mutherfukker.

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    Billy game 1 is very important to me

    If we can get tonight game I am in great position

    Some guy I know was short $300 to him and he got nailed twice and two different nights

    He is even now but kid feels ashamed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Billy game 1 is very important to me

    If we can get tonight game I am in great position

    Some guy I know was short $300 to him and he got nailed twice and two different nights

    He is even now but kid feels ashamed
    JJ I run through some fukkin tapped out clowns in my time but I never met one who bet his own fukkin ass.

    I am actually rootin for you here Gold.

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    JJ, enjoy the rush!

    Oh and lube up CornBin.

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