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Bigger and Neener...we'll all be in...

Absolute Blowout/Wrastler with funny Russian name/"Bellator =Free Money" heaven...

cuz it's Shahbulat Shamhalaev comin' up after Richman

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in fact, i i prefer this Russian (instead of Shlmenko) as the second-leg of our big-boy all-in all-wrastler parlay...

see http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/boxing-mma...l#post21869359 posts #156 & 157
Last edited by fitguy67; 05-16-14 at 11:10 PM.
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Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
Fitguy, come to MN.

Im buyin.
fukker...unbelievable MMA-mushville tonight (Rikman got hosed...then Shamhalaev got kimurra'd)...i know...we can blame it all on the buttertooth running our research department...he better straighten up and give us winnerz only from now on...hell even if we bought all the hooks, nothing would turn our FreeMMAmoney Syndicate into anything toutable just yet...we got till next weekend to turn this into a locks-only operation (even if it means resorting to neener's can't miss "fade all manlets" system...Shlmenko's loss puts us up 1-0 so far on that account...hmmm)

i'll pm u when i plan to get near the Twins/Wild/Vikings neck of the woods...but won't be able to afford it till we're all filthy rich from the next MMA card,

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Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
Get on The Marine Richman at -225. Blowout winner
Quote Originally Posted by fitguy67 View Post
bigger and neener, let's go all in on rikman...

then later we take all that and go all in again on shlemenko...

"big bellator faves that can't lose" + "books are too stupid to know that they can't lose" = free friday money special just for followers of this thread...

vaughany would just overthink it, so we don't tell him...till after we won big...and he'll be so upset cuz it was his idea that made us rich...

then he joins, and becomes the research-department of our secret three-man MMA betting syndicate "hidden in plain site" in an obscure sbr MLB thread...all those "faux sharps" who never stray from the MMA subforum will unwittingly be funding our success with their silly "value betting" practices that just do not work at bellator

after a few more fridays we're all independently wealthy...

yamauchi/richman is still on the board at 5d...be sharp and be sure to clik "reduced" first ok...those extra points we save go into our "blow and broads" budget...rest goes into V's first choice next Friday...

that is all...



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Quote Originally Posted by fitguy67 View Post
Bigger and Neener...we'll all be in...

Absolute Blowout/Wrastler with funny Russian name/"Bellator =Free Money" heaven...

cuz it's Shahbulat Shamhalaev comin' up after Richman

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in fact, i i prefer this Russian (instead of Shlmenko) as the second-leg of our big-boy all-in all-wrastler parlay...

see http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/boxing-mma...l#post21869359 posts #156 & 157

How fukking dumb was I to try to get just "ONE" winner to put in one of my parlays. It was only 100, but Richman was the last leg of a good payout! Listening to all of ya'll talk about this guy was just pure fing stupid on my part. I knew -220 was a trap line, it usually is. BUT, it seems to me that ya'll don't know jack shyte about MMA, LOL!!! For real??? All in on this guy, then all in on that guy???? LOL! Glad I only lost 100 listening to this trash.

Hey, didn't Sham at -600 lose also????? LMAO, u can't make this shyte up. MMA is for suckers, glad I found out for only a c note
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Quote Originally Posted by fitguy67 View Post
fukker...unbelievable MMA-mushville tonight (Rikman got hosed...then Shamhalaev got kimurra'd)...i know...we can blame it all on the buttertooth running our research department...he better straighten up and give us winnerz only from now on...hell even if we bought all the hooks, nothing would turn our FreeMMAmoney Syndicate into anything toutable just yet...we got till next weekend to turn this into a locks-only operation (even if it means resorting to neener's can't miss "fade all manlets" system...Shlmenko's loss puts us up 1-0 so far on that account...hmmm)

i'll pm u when i plan to get near the Twins/Wild/Vikings neck of the woods...but won't be able to afford it till we're all filthy rich from the next MMA card,

Wrassler's Wrule

^^^ Filthy rich from "next" weeks card??? You gotta be kidding me!! You couldn't even hit a -225 followed up by a -600. Pathetic bro! This is a joke right??? Who would follow this crap consistently???

MMA = SUCKERS (esp this guy..)

How can you say filthy rich next week when u go 0-2 taking two big chalks??? Pathetic...
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whatever THEY're putting in the chemtrails above us, and into our mass-produced diet, maybe even injecting into the cheap foam of our walmart pillows so we inhale it all night...

it's working, if the purpose is to dumb us down

"inability to recognize blatant sarcasm" program a big success
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Quote Originally Posted by Dmoneytx View Post
^^^ Filthy rich from "next" weeks card??? You gotta be kidding me!! You couldn't even hit a -225 followed up by a -600. Pathetic bro! This is a joke right??? Who would follow this crap consistently???

MMA = SUCKERS (esp this guy..)

How can you say filthy rich next week when u go 0-2 taking two big chalks??? Pathetic...
Take a breather, pal. I didn't even bet Bellator. Us MMA cappers are known to be sarcastic. It's not like it was an absolute blowout loser. Money management system. We double up on the next one and leave with our suitcase a little heavier.
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^^^^

nothing more appropriate right now than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGgnI6kCrs

(aside: if i'm ever asked what single person, from all of human history i'd most like to spend an afternoon with...no agenda--just hang out for a few hours with--my answer has never changed from childhood: Mel Blanc)

a propos nothing...apart from that it popped up at the end of the above link and i thought it perfectly juxtaposed intellectually to what was introduced at the top of this very page...i leave you all with this fascinating 4-minute clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhFuy38shSI

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(psst: neener, and bigger, down here!...so much for my plan to hide our MMA-betting syndicate's internal correspondence here "in plain site"...we've been exposed...nothing' gets past this guy...so we'll have to lay low/get rich by our own devices for a while...and when the heat is off, join forces again to rape the books on one last big PPV that'll set us all up for life...hopefully, we can talk V into joinin' up for our "one last score", ehrm...ok, gotta go now..."be right there, Martha..."...er, just remember: when you next see or hear "Frostbite Falls, Minnesota" and "suitcases" in the same sentence...be ready to drop everything...)
Last edited by fitguy67; 05-19-14 at 10:32 AM.
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Quote Originally Posted by Dmoneytx View Post
MMA is for suckers
MMA is just like any other sport. If you want to be successful from a betting standpoint, you have to follow it closely. Believe it or not, I make some impressive cash off MMA. In fact, I even bet against the Russian this past Saturday and cashed out nicely on the underdog. Not trying to boast or anything, but I predict more fights correctly than anyone I know or follow. Not sure if it's because I analyze footage differently while I'm researching or what, but I'm doing something right.
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Quote Originally Posted by fitguy67 View Post
^^^^

nothing more appropriate right now than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGgnI6kCrs

(aside: if i'm ever asked what single person, from all of human history i'd most like to spend an afternoon with...no agenda--just hang out for a few hours with--my answer has never changed from childhood: Mel Blanc)
NO fitguy, the "moron" who posted this thread is the moron.. Not me buddy. I didn't glorify a -225 pick AND a -600 and both ended up huge crapping losers. Who ever started this thread is the moron bro..

ALL I am saying is whoever contributed to this thread for last weekend, were idiots. IF you were one of them, so be it. But I think you did post on here how those two fighters were locks. I am just saying that no one on this thread knew shit about what they were talking about. I think the 0-2 speaks for itself. Right???

Last post, like I said, I will leave the MMA to the "experts" who post -600 straights picks that lose, lol... BOL "moron"