Donating Sperm

Gentleman,

as we pursue more +ev activities, i got the idea that donating sperm would be an easy way to make cash. Does anyone have any experience with this? Also, can you recommend any sites where i can sign up or register?

i dont know but zeta u would an excellent candidate

tall, good lucking, smart and maybe a big rooster

i bring my own magazines cause it feels weird when i jerk to other peoples mags. its like we shared the same woman

i also try to get hard before i get there. i dont want to stay there long as i get weird looks when i walk towards the building.

i *** as fast as possible, cause when you think about it, a fatfuck creep was in the same spot you are in 6 min ago

Originally Posted by 36mafia

i bring my own magazines cause it feels weird when i jerk to other peoples mags. its like we shared the same woman i also try to get hard before i get there. i dont want to stay there long as i get weird looks when i walk towards the building. i *** as fast as possible, cause when you think about it, a fatfuck creep was in the same spot you are in 6 min ago

they wouldnt accept his sperm, he would have to pay them to take his sperm

ZING!!

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hilarious!

i need fuking details here, and you fuks are just joking around

no ******* around here zeta

jerking off and selling your jizz is serious shit

You have to be good looking, smart, and well built to qualify.

since they pay you by weight i dont jack off for several days until my next scheduled appointment

also eat a shit ton of tuna which is cumfilled with protein. i am getting hard just posting about this shit

1. 1
   Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
   
2. 2
   Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
3. 3
   Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
4. 4
   Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
5. 5
   Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
6. 6
   Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
7. 7
   Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
8. 8
   Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.

Can I send my Sperm Via DHL?

you betcha buddy

i jerked off into a clear water bottle and ship it as is

I like to donate sperm but I don't like to get paid. I treat it kind of like a community service type thing.

Originally Posted by onetrickpony

1. 1
   Contact a sperm bank and ask if they are currently accepting donations.
   
2. 2
   Answer their preliminary questions to determine your eligibility to donate sperm. Requirements may include good health; age between 19-38; height over 5’9”; college student, graduate or working as an EMT, police officer, firefighter or paramedic, and a commitment to the full round of their donating procedures.
3. 3
   Set up and attend an intake interview. Answer questions about your health, lifestyle and personal and family medical history.
4. 4
   Go to a private collection room and produce a sperm sample. The sample will undergo analysis. If your sample meets their criteria, you will be asked to submit to a physical for further testing.
5. 5
   Undergo a physical, provide another semen sample and a urine sample and allow the bank to draw blood.
6. 6
   Wait for the results of their testing and approval.
7. 7
   Sign a contract with the sperm bank, agreeing to a schedule of once or twice a week for a period of six months to a year. Sperm banks set their own schedules and have differing donation requirements.
8. 8
   Attend your weekly sessions and produce the sperm for donation at each appointment.

WTF? why can't u just walk in, ***, and get paid??