Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the playboy type, he smoked a pipe
His fav'rite phrase was outta site
He had an Irish setter
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the bump together
What a splendid sight
Her teeth were white
(Oo-ah oo-oooh)
The drinks were cheap (it was ladies' night)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl (my name is Betty)
Her fav'rite group was Hellen Reddy
(They discussed the weather)
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a-
Baby don't you want a-
Baby don't you want a man
She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a puck had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey? Get it?)
Later on they went off to where the music was soft
The candles were drippy, they saw a real hippie
Who delivered their dinner
The rice was brown, and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room
Well it seemed to be getting thinner
Honey, honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey, honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a-
Baby don't you want a-
Baby don't you want a man
He took her home to a motor court
She would not kiss him, he tried to ignore it
But it made him angry
Angry. It made me angry
Why it made me so angry
I could have killed that louse bitch
He called her a slut (slut, slut, slut)
A pig (pig, pig, pig)
And a whore (whore, whore, whore)
A bitch (bitch, bitch, bitch)
And a oyster (oyster, oyster, oyster)
And she slammed the door (the door)
In a petulant frenzy
A petulant frenzy
This is a petulant frenzy
I'm petulant
And I'm having a frenzy
On the sofa she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she weeps
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
She weeps and she peeps
Through the curtain
He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
So he asked to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a-
Baby don't you want a-
Baby don't you want a man
Baby don't you want a man sometimes?
Dwight and friends.
Lmao
Royce Hall at UCLA more closely resembles a homeless camp than a college. pic.twitter.com/8X6Y74PRla
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) May 2, 2024
Same garbage they are saying MSNBC.
Dwight posting all his libed up smears.
Dwight, Biden, Obama what's the difference? Not much.
this guy gets it
“You college guys are protesting about stuff overseas”
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) May 2, 2024
“You can’t afford houses, you can’t get good jobs after college, inflation is out of control”
“Why aren’t you protesting actual things affecting you”
pic.twitter.com/JYWAn6k6Fs
Did you watch Rachel Maddow last night Dwight? Why yes I did!
You sure are a real thinker Dwight.
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