Would I have to pay child support and or raise the little brat after I hit it? Pass if either was a yes.....
Well sh## we got a train starting up in here... chooooo choooooOriginally Posted by BeatTheJerk
I’d smash then pass it to my homie, TMS said she’s horny.
Bet, let’s line it up right quickWell sh## we got a train starting up in here... chooooo chooooo
that's true, plus, like big bob said, "the baby is the gay one, for sucking our dicks"......... or something like that.......
in fact, it creeps me out just being around that baby fahgit!
Would you smash or pass?
But what about the hat?Everyone knows it's not gay if you keep your socks on.
Is that your private jet, Pavy?
Hard Pass.
Never stick your junk in another human being's house. There is a baby in her tummy who owns that real estate.
stay out.
Smash. You can’t do anymore damage than has already been done.
I was once warned I could do damage with my wand if I pounded too hard and entered the dilated cervix of a ho; worst case cave the tyke's skull in, mildest case give him/her one helluva migraine headache in utero......Smash. You can’t do anymore damage than has already been done.
the harder i pounded this 8 mo preggers ho, the madder she got, eventually trying to fend me off by squirting her nips into my face..... and open mouth, as I shouted obscenities at her for hitting me with the "ohio jets"...... breast milk tasted nasty af.......
with that much weight crawling on board, i'm pretty sure someone will be calling their local news station the following day reporting the names of the pilots on this doomed flight, as these guys:
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Agreed! You don't want to pound the top of the babies soft head when banging and cause major deformities and brain damage.Hard Pass.
Never stick your junk in another human being's house. There is a baby in her tummy who owns that real estate.
stay out.
Oh wowAgreed! You don't want to pound the top of the babies soft head when banging and cause major deformities and brain damage.
That’s KVB’s friend!
He’s a huge soccer fan
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That guy is awesome, he wins some bets he loses some bets and clearly he pushes some bets.Oh wow
That’s KVB’s friend!
He’s a huge soccer fan
But he always lives to bet another day.
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