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Man spends 35k on Scarlett johansesn robot

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Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
hell nah this bitch look like a quadriplegic or somethin
bitch look like poor lil tink tink
hahahah..... took the words right out of my mouth.....

I never knew Scarlett Johansen was one of "Jerry's Kids"!!!



at first blush, the only thing I can give the designer props for is the "over-pronounced" nipples.....

and I sure as hell hope that buldge doesn't mean the guy wanted the "tranny" version.....

and those are some big-ass "man hands" that thing is sportin', as well.....
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Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
kid is a scientist
not about sex
come on snowy..... If you're bright enough to see through the 9-11 charade, you have to know if it was "not about sex," he'd have just made it some generic f'n robot like mother f'n C3PO....

you only get a hot bitch robot if you're planning on doing something sexual with the bitch

I bet he's already given her several "gifts" of the "pearl necklace" variety......
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all I know is when I order mine, I'm going to request that the vagina and anal temps be set not at the standard 98.6 degrees, but rather at a toasty 140 degrees.....

and that "walker"-like apparatus she's attached to, on my Jennifer Lawrence robot, will be specially ordered to easily fold into a horizontal futon-like surface for quick fuks at the drop of a hat........
Last edited by Auto Donk; 04-02-16 at 05:45 AM.