Anyone ever been to the Donkland Zoo?
That place is crazier than the Grotto at the Playboy mansion, and I've been there.
Mine was tyson biting holyfield's ear........Originally Posted by stevenash
Which is why the last time I ever paid for a PPV was for a Mike Tyson fight.
That Paul fight (which cost me nothing) was a joke.
Mayweather mailed that shit in. Just out for a payday.
Mayweather is a joke now, he couldn't even sit down a novelty act.
never so disappointed in my entire life........
i'm talking as disappointed as if I came back in my next life as a hot, eager, soaking wet vagina, only to see this was all I was going to get:
Welp… it’s time to eat and hit the sack.
DonkaMarine Aquarium is even better:Anyone ever been to the Donkland Zoo?
That place is crazier than the Grotto at the Playboy mansion, and I've been there.
and, of course, after a long hiatus, AutoDolph:
nice, but those ribs at the top look all crooked and whacked out of shape..... did you pick that roadkill pig up on Capitol of Texas Highway?Welp… it’s time to eat and hit the sack.
I wish I had dove into a pig like that just once.... simply to say I'd done it and to see if I could jam my entire head up her gash......Yo Fidels…
You want me to send her your way to make you feel better?
Ranch to Market 2222nice, but those ribs at the top look all crooked and whacked out of shape..... did you pick that roadkill pig up on Capitol of Texas Highway?
You were close!
dude, I used to bang, long ago, a babe who lived in Leander, and I drove that road when it used to be totally undeveloped for the most part every time we went into Austin to party.... used to pull over and nail her on the side of mount bonnell as well.... miracle I didn't die on that mother fukker......Ranch to Market 2222
You were close!
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I looked at houses up in Leander. You get more bang for your buck up there.dude, I used to bang, long ago, a babe who lived in Leander, and I drove that road when it used to be totally undeveloped for the most part every time we went into Austin to party.... used to pull over and nail her on the side of mount bonnell as well.... miracle I didn't die on that mother fukker......
But fuk that, I don’t want to live in BFE.
this hot little piece of ass was head cheerleader at Leander High, and I was a freshman at A&M..... took her virginity at a&m, dated her for a year.....I looked at houses up in Leander. You get more bang for your buck up there.
But fuk that, I don’t want to live in BFE.
looked her up on facebook a min ago..... like the fournier sisters, she hasn't aged as well as I would have thought...... looks like someone bounced a few lone star bottles off her head along her journey in life........
I still have some old fashioned (ie, regular camera nikon 35mm shit) nudes of her, that I had to have a friend who worked at heb develop b/c they were so f'n graphic..... I'd probably jerk off to one of em right now just b/c it's been three decades or so since Ive seen em....
but I think I know what box they are in......
SF grand slam tonight a bit of how it's brought and tonight, on many fronts, could represent the last demoralizing part of this years shakeout. Or better yet, the first shakeout of this year.
Still pussed about 16 point blown lead....
Pissed*
buzzing
NBA can be such a bitch like that.
I think I'm going for the hot shower, maybe refresh to handle some shit or maybe end up passing out.
