Originally Posted by
stevenash
I was straightening up my spare bedroom which I use as my office at home a couple days ago, you know what I mean, throwing out papers and paperwork I don't need any more, sweeping the floor that kind of stuff.
I do this like twice a week because I will drop crumbs of food where I sit by my desk, and Cooper the Wonder Dog sheds like a mo-fo.
Any hoo this was a deep cleaning affair and after I organized the closet all the way in the back where the carpet meets the back wall there was a clothes hanger on the ground.
I picked up the hanger and next to under the carpet I noticed a bulge.
I was like WTF is under there? Sure as shit it was a barely opened little 1/2 pint of 100 proof Smirnoff, about a .5 g of coke and rolled up 50 dollar bill, which is weird because I usually don't have a 50, I'll have a 100 dollar bill when I'm playing cards, but normally the largest I have on me is a 20.
Long story short (which I am not capable of because I have no idea what the word brevity means)
That vodka and coke that was hidden way back in the closet in the corner where it's almost always dark had to be there for almost two years.
Why?
Because I quit drinking almost (20 months ago)
I was tempted to try the coke (it was sealed so I'm sure it was fine) but I dumped the blow and the vodka in the toilet.
But I was tempted.