I did not know those things were considered pets.Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Who the hell wears flip flops with pants?
Gonna take one down to the local vet, tell him it won't eat and something must be wrong.
"those things" have a name, KVB.I did not know those things were considered pets.
Gonna take one down to the local vet, tell him it won't eat and something must be wrong.
And her name is Heather.
https://www.amazon.com/Penthouse-Col.../dp/B002G8GTOU
nice, the ex wifes name is Heather
ever tell you about her? blew loads down her throat w/ no warning Jan, Feb and March
that is the month I "went on vacation" and never came back, was divorced, officially, by July
LMAO, the official name of that product...
I can see it now.Topco Penthouse Pet Collection Heather Vandeven Vibrating CyberSkin Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass...
During a masturbation scene, right before she quirts all over the place, she stops.
She looks at the camera and yells "We've got Merch!!! Check the link below."
Then she gets back to business.
They're sold out too...
Must be as popular as those candles that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow's snatch.Currently unavailable.
We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.
Or was it Elton John?
LOL at this review...
How does a virgin know it feels the same as coming inside a real vagina?
And why the hell don’t real life women’s gashes not share the same hole with the butt?
Would you go for it?
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John Edward Hawkins (November 15, 1969 – May 1, 2006)
watched dodgeball, superbad, other guys
The interview is terrible
No good comedy movies nowadays
Fell asleep watching lethal weapon 4. Woke up to the credits and my dog vomitting on my wool rug.
When I went to finish the movie today, they are asking $2.99 to rent it. It was free a day ago.
Now I can't watch Riggs and Murtaugh and Leo. It's shitty Seth Rogan instead. I'm gettin too old for this shit.
Stupid dogFell asleep watching lethal weapon 4. Woke up to the credits and my dog vomitting on my wool rug.
When I went to finish the movie today, they are asking $2.99 to rent it. It was free a day ago.
Now I can't watch Riggs and Murtaugh and Leo. It's shitty Seth Rogan instead. I'm gettin too old for this shit.
