Why did the man tell his date that he was a hockey player?
So she'd think he was an ice guy.
Why is it hard to nap during a tennis match?
Because of all the racquet!
Ahhhh, Sunday like it oughta be.
Daddy has a belly full of pancakes, the wife (Ally) is stretched out of the bed with the puppy (Tessie)
It's quiet and relaxed as relaxed can be.....
And yes, Blondie like my two girls (the wife and the puppy are cool as ice cream and just as sweet.
For your listening pleasure.
(you see what I did here don't you?)
Need nudes of Ally
The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...
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Originally Posted by KVB
Yeah, we're a "large" state alright...
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Bro, that was strange page back in 2016, even for FlyMe.
I don't remember posting any of that stuff.
Not going to lie, I fell asleep and missed the MIA play for the Contrarian Fund.
Hope they lose it in the 9th.
Mistakes cost money.
Wow, it looks like I also missed a Pit play too. I hope they lose.Not going to lie, I fell asleep and missed the MIA play for the Contrarian Fund.
Hope they lose it in the 9th.
Mistakes cost money...
Man I was tired this morning.
Fuk, mistakes cost money.
Bro, that was strange page back in 2016, even for FlyMe.
I don't remember posting any of that stuff.
Not happening DDD.Need nudes of Ally
I may upload my wedding picture later for ya though.
OK, one more Sunday song.
Hey DDD? You ever drink King Kong liquor?
Not a dollar
Not a nickel
Not a penny to my name
I'm the king of tap city
And I'm out of the game
A nickel up
A nickel down
Another nickel gone
Ain't got a nickel left to carry me on
If I ever get back on my feet
I'll move from Saturday Alley up to Sunday Street
I'll get a pair of dice that makes me seven all the time
Gonna be living on chicken and wine
I want caviar four star and Johnny Walker Black
Six pretty women in my gold Cadillac
Gonna move where the living is sweet
From Saturday Alley up to Sunday Street
My hands are shaking and I ain't feeling well
From drinking King Kong liquor
And cheap Muscatel
But a little taste of bourbon
And breakfast in bed
And six million dollars can raise the dead
Just me and the other elite
Raisin' high class Hell on Sunday Street
Everybody says I'm talking out of my head
But nobody badmouths a man with the bread
All the whores are gonna drop their drawers
And say there goes the man that mugged Santa Claus
It pays to be discreet
When you're talking to the king of Sunday Street
When I asked Fidels for nudes of Samantha, not only did he send me nudes but he also let me go to his house and fuk her in the ass.
So I’m sure you understand why I had to ask, Nassher.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
What’s King Kong liquor?
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