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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper.
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young
man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
when he grows older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'
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Early lines on the college playoff games via Bookmaker...I kind of like the dogs and the points!...

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS .
Time
# Teams Spread Total Odds
Rose Bowl - Rose Bowl - Pasadena, CA
2:00 PM
261 FLORIDA STATE +8-105 ov71-110

262 OREGON -8-115 un71-110

Sugar Bowl - Superdome - New Orleans, LA
5:30 PM
263 OHIO STATE +9.5 -105 ov57.5 -110

264 ALABAMA -9.5 -115 un57.5 -110