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Quote Originally Posted by chargers4222 View Post
Pavy was seeking validation from strangers on the internet, so he found an obscure photo of a MILF porn star with a load on here chest and condescendingly titled the post, "Would you bang this cougar?", knowing full well that oblivious posters would reply, "Of course Pavy, she's smoking hot, congrats on your epic catch brother!"

He posted this picture along with a very detailed backstory about how this woman's husband was overseas. You see, Pavy can only bang this woman when "hubby is overseas," and he managed to discreetly take this picture immediately after blowing a load on her chest. Of course, "she would kill him if she found out he took this picture," so everyone on this very public gambling forum was sworn to secrecy.

A couple days later, a poster did a reverse image search on this picture. Pavy, much like myself and most other people in 2011, had no idea reverse image search tools existed. Lo and behold, Pavy found this picture on a porn website (shocker!), and claimed it to be a real-life encounter.

Even after being caught red-handed and utterly embarrassed, he tried to keep up with the lie. Eventually, the evidence was so overbearing that Pavy tried to play it off as if he was joking the entire time. His responses became more outlandish, in hopes that posters would reply saying, "Ha, I knew you were pulling our leg Pavy, good one brother!!!".

This behavior did not help his cause. The cringe was palpable. Eventually (I believe through PM), Pavy told me to knock it off. If this had happened today then I probably would have, but college boy chargers4222 was not going to "knock off" jack shit. He had his chance to admit it was a weird and delusional lie when he was caught, but he did not. He exacerbated the situation, and was unprepared for the consequences.

When I did not "knock it off," Pavy tried to play the "cool guy," claiming that the thread would eventually die and be forgotten, and posters will still like him anyway. I disagreed, accepted his challenge, and have been bumping this pathetic and delusional attempt at impressing strangers on the internet for the past 6 years.

The latter half of this thread consists of posters attesting to the fact that Pavy simply will not talk about this incident because of the humiliation he endured. They would ask him about it in the poker chats and he would change the subject, or just not respond at all.

He knows what he did. He knows he was not joking. We all knew at the time that he was not joking.

It's unfortunate that all of the images have been removed, and many of the posts have been edited. This would give you tremendous context into what is truly the greatest burial in the history of the world wide web.
So well written by Chargers
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The photo was of some skank with a load on her face if I recall correctly.....

or, the same woman who pavy tried to pass off as a cougar he was bangin' was found to be nothing more than a porn whore, with some sleuth having found other photos of the whore from the same porno shoot, and THOSE photos had gism all over her face.....

either way, it was one of the most epic fails in sbr history....
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Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
what happened here??????
Pavy posted a picture of an attractive 40-something woman with a load on her chest, casually asking the forum if they found her hot. Not only did he claim he banged her and took the picture himself, but then double, triple, and quadruple downed on this in following posts despite being called out for obviously lying.

This was before reverse image search was widely known, let alone effective enough to be worth using. But somehow, one user managed to track down the picture on a porn site. Once busted, Pavy tried it play it off by becoming more outlandish with his lies and pretending it was a joke the whole time, which just made it worse.

I was a young at the time and gave him a really hard time for it. In hindsight I know he was just lonely and seeking attention, so I didn't need to pile on. However, this thread would've probably gotten lost in the sands of time if I hadn't kept it alive, so I take nothing back. It's still one of the most cringe-worthy things I've ever seen on the internet, which is saying a lot.
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Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
to bring it back to life, here's a similar photo with a cougar in it with something on her chest......

would you bag her?






I have it on good word that this photo was taken in an ACTUAL sbr PRO member's bed......
i would and then make her a nice breakfast after
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Quote Originally Posted by chargers4222 View Post
Pavy posted a picture of an attractive 40-something woman with a load on her chest, casually asking the forum if they found her hot. Not only did he claim he banged her and took the picture himself, but then double, triple, and quadruple downed on this in following posts despite being called out for obviously lying.

This was before reverse image search was widely known, let alone effective enough to be worth using. But somehow, one user managed to track down the picture on a porn site. Once busted, Pavy tried it play it off by becoming more outlandish with his lies and pretending it was a joke the whole time, which just made it worse.

I was a young at the time and gave him a really hard time for it. In hindsight I know he was just lonely and seeking attention, so I didn't need to pile on. However, this thread would've probably gotten lost in the sands of time if I hadn't kept it alive, so I take nothing back. It's still one of the most cringe-worthy things I've ever seen on the internet, which is saying a lot.
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