Okay, That's It, I've Had Enough Of That Guy In The Verizon Commercials!!

I can't take it anymore! I'm so sick of that pencil-necked, skinny pants, light-in-the-loafers GEEK with the buckling knees and the hipster beard telling me about the new 5G network or whateverTF he's selling.

I CAN'T TAKE IT!!

There....that feels better. Thanks for listening. I had to get that off my chest.

Lol

Stop watching tv

It is 2018 guy. They like to push the gays on us.

Have you noticed the commercials lately? Every guy has a hipster half a beard. Every girl is an ugly duckling. Every couple is mixed race. In any group of friends the whitest person is the dumbest and most uncool.

The Verizon guy (from Silicon Valley) couldn't possibly be a bigger wuss.

HaHa

Hopefully someone from ATT reads Sbrforum and we get Jason Statham and Bruce Willis soon!

Being gay is cool, we have 14 different bathrooms in some states for people who don't know if they are going to wake up feeling like being a male or female, and being normal is uncool. We know it is 2018. They are painting crosswalks rainbow colors for God sake don't seem so shocked.

I have the hots for the Toyota lady that wears red all the time

huh?

i dont even know the guy you are talking about


all i can remember is the "can you hear me now" guy



that guy needs to rot in hell

No its the skinny guy with tight pants hes talking about.

Pale white face

No glasses

I'll always go back to what Dice Clay said years ago

"How can another man look at some hairy ass and say "oh yeah, I gotta have that""

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

I'll always go back to what Dice Clay said years ago

"How can another man look at some hairy ass and say "oh yeah, I gotta have that""

Commercial on now

hehe

This one is mine!