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Would You Rather Be A Professional Golfer or UFC Fighter?

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Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
Hence the reason you'll be in a diaper drooling on yourself by the time you're 40 hiding your own Easter Eggs
The only thing I'll have is crippled hands from breaking my hands on people jaws motherfukker!!
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Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
Harvard researchers have conducted a study that found a simple answer to this question can be used to describe a person's personality.
I've probably only golfed 3 times my entire life. And I probably only been in 3 fights my entire life. But if I had to pick, I'd rather be a pro golfer for sure. I like being outside for one. They make lots of money even if you finish near the bottom in a tourney. I think golf would be very relaxing compared to being in a fight.
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Quote Originally Posted by mirinquads View Post
I'd be a golfer, but the kind of golfer that would turn UFC Fighter if I lost. Just straight up smashing Tiger woods in the teeth with my five iron, like "leave some white woman for the rest of us, beetch". Then id jump in the golfcart and race out of there with my stolen trophy in hand.

A happy medium so to speak.
time to up your meds