I would rather be rich and hit ballz, then get hit in the face
I'd rather be a golfer because a bad golfer is not going to be beat up all over his face like a bad UFC fighter will be.
I've probably only golfed 3 times my entire life. And I probably only been in 3 fights my entire life. But if I had to pick, I'd rather be a pro golfer for sure. I like being outside for one. They make lots of money even if you finish near the bottom in a tourney. I think golf would be very relaxing compared to being in a fight.
Golfer = possible 30 year career, good earnings, fashionable, u can bang cute rich girls
UFC = possible brain damange, a lot of gay ass and dick grabbing, advertisement for ghetto brands, u can bang crackhead trailerpark black whores...
fashionable might be pushing it