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Given that bodybuilder’s propensity for using the word manlet, and the fact that he’s hated on that forum, makes a lot of sense you are him. Also manlet is a bodybuilding term.
No one talks to you, except for your fan club and the mods. People will go out of their way to avoid having to deal with you, in the same way you’d avoid making eye contact with a homeless person taking a dump in public.
When you write an essay about BJ Penn being strapped to people’s arm and used a shield, it tends to ring out in my memory.
There’s 2 reasons not to be a pro: either your bet sizes can’t support it, or your winning margin isn’t big enough. Most people on this forum would fall into one or both categories. Although there probably are pros here who don’t declare it, from what I remember Kaladarus and Ilmatick know a lot about gambling theory so it would make sense if they were pros.
When you go around claiming that conservative bets in the 10s or 100s are air bets, it implies your minimum bets are larger. When you bash the picks of anyone who may have called you a troll, it implies you’re a better capper. So claiming that you have high bet sizes and a win rate, but aren’t a pro, is directly setting yourself up for failure.
As I’ve said, calling Gabe a troll was a transparent attempt to deflect attention from yourself. I didn’t say anything at the time because it goes without saying. And you’d figure it would end at some point.
Then after getting suspended, in a couple of days you run across the forum, bash the bet sizes and picks of anyone you've disagreed with, and call Gabe a troll again. And start up with saying the forum is full of ghost accounts.
The whole basis to any of those things is flimsy and could be dismantled by anyone, or is bound to fall apart on its own. It has nothing to do with me.
Vaughany, you see the pics Lauzon uploaded? Might be a scar or two.
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma....2111299&page=1
Ha ha seconded. It's just so... random, like a senile person who starts talking about the war randomly for no reason or that relative who's not all there and embarrasses everyone whenever you take them anywhere.
You could just ignore it though dude? Occasionally something amusing appears among all the drivel.
ha Tyson Fury is going to town on twitter calling out Cain!...
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Cain valasquez is a little midget on steds bring it on I'll fight. Not a man born from his mother can beat me! Contact Hennessy sports!
actually my fan club included everybody. even gabe and punisher they were like where is dfc...please come back
why because you are a pathetic child who idolizes bj penn and feels the need to stalk a poster you never talked to defend the honOUr of your favOUrite mma fighter?When you write an essay about BJ Penn being strapped to people’s arm and used a shield, it tends to ring out in my memory.
lold hard at this.There’s 2 reasons not to be a pro: either your bet sizes can’t support it, or your winning margin isn’t big enough. Most people on this forum would fall into one or both categories. Although there probably are pros here who don’t declare it, from what I remember Kaladarus and Ilmatick know a lot about gambling theory so it would make sense if they were pros.
i was willing to make a 1k bet with tha gimp mask kid and send the money to his friend. my "fan club" remembers that.When you go around claiming that conservative bets in the 10s or 100s are air bets, it implies your minimum bets are larger. When you bash the picks of anyone who may have called you a troll, it implies you’re a better capper. So claiming that you have high bet sizes and a win rate, but aren’t a pro, is directly setting yourself up for failure.
fock man, i never even said a word to you, but you are obsessed with my comments about bj penn, bet sizes, and manlets. It's pretty transparent is it not?
sbr banned gabeAs I’ve said, calling Gabe a troll was a transparent attempt to deflect attention from yourself. I didn’t say anything at the time because it goes without saying. And you’d figure it would end at some point.
i dont bash the bet sizes of people i disagree with. i bash the bet sizes, period.Then after getting suspended, in a couple of days you run across the forum, bash the bet sizes and picks of anyone you've disagreed with, and call Gabe a troll again. And start up with saying the forum is full of ghost accounts.
the fact you think this is a "debate" and not a sensitive kid throwing a sherdog-esque tantrum on the internet is rather cute.The whole basis to any of those things is flimsy and could be dismantled by anyone, or is bound to fall apart on its own. It has nothing to do with me.
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By Michael BispingHappy New Year everyone, and hope you had a great holiday. I had a quiet Christmas, as you can imagine with me having a major fight on January 19, and trained every day except Christmas day.
Michael Bisping poses at a press conference. (Getty)
Normally the kids get me out of bed at the crack of dawn Christmas Day – we’re talking 5:30 a.m. – and it is a nightmare. But they are getting a little older and this year they didn’t get up until almost 9 a.m. I was very, very happy about that.
No doubt about it, 2013 is the biggest year of my career. Anderson Silva has confirmed he’s going to be defending the UFC middleweight title he’s held since 2006 this year, and while I know some fans will have their own views, I’m very happy the world’s best fighter will be fighting at 185 lbs. rather than in catchweight superfights for the time being.
UFC president Dana White has confirmed that if I beat Vitor Belfort in two weeks – which is a big ask – then I get the next shot at Silva. But, that’s the limit of how much I have thought about Anderson Silva. All this talk will be for nothing if I get caught by Vitor Belfort in Brazil on January 19.
[Also: Someone in New York City voted for Chael Sonnen for president]
I’ve been here before. At UFC 100 I needed to get by Dan Henderson to get a shot at Silva. It happened again a year ago on eight day’s notice when I was handed a dream opportunity to fight Chael Sonnen for the right to fight Silva. On both occasions, it didn’t go my way. I’m to blame for that. I had the chance to take my title shot, and I didn’t get it done. But I will get it done against Belfort.
I’m doing a few of these blogs, so without wanting anyone to think I’m not 100 percent focused on Belfort and that fight, and in the interest of keeping something fresh to talk about over the next four blogs, I’ll talk a little about UFC 155, which was a huge card for my division. I was there in person and the undercard was great, the last two fights were awesome… and the middleweights let us down.
I felt sorry for Chris Leben, who didn’t look himself and clearly was suffering from ring rust in his fight. I hope next time he’s the Crippler of old. Fit and healthy, he’s one of the most exciting guys in the UFC and the middleweight division is richer having Leben in it.
Michael Bisping reacts after his three-round battle against Chael Sonnen. (Getty)
Obviously commiserations are in order for my former fellow top five contenders Alan Belcher and Tim Boetsch, who both came up short in big fight at UFC 155 on December 29. Belcher lost to Yushin Okami and Boetsch lost to Costa Philippou. I respect all my fellow fighters, and I know the agony of defeat, so heartfelt commiserations to both of these two fine, upstanding gentlemen.
Now I’ve got that obligatory fluffy stuff out of the way, I’d like to say I’m looking forward to these two simpletons keeping their pie holes shut about me for a little while. Those two have been calling me out and talking crap for months, and I would have got some real enjoyment beating them in the Octagon but two no-marks took that glory.
Belcher lost every minute of every round in a fight so boring I was afraid my brain was going to melt and start to dribble out of my ears. It was like someone detonated a nuclear bomb of boredom in the arena – everyone in the seats around me was playing Angry Birds.
What delusions of grandeur Belcher has. This is a guy who didn’t fight for a year after giving himself career-threatening eye-strain by watching too much internet porn, and he thinks he’s god’s gift to MMA. He even told UFC president Dana White that after he beat Okami, he’d fight me on January 19 if something happens to Belfort. This is a guy who got his arse kicked by two guys I smashed (Yoshihiro Akiyama and Jason Day) but he thinks he can not only beat me on a couple weeks’ training, but also assumed he was getting passed Okami, who is not to be underestimated.
Anyway, now we don’t have to listen to this guy anymore. Back to the undercard, sunshine!
That really leaves myself and Chris “Sick Note” Weidman, a nice humble guy who’s got plenty to be humble about, at the top of the rankings. And as Chris retired last June, there’s no doubt I’m the No.1 contender to Anderson Silva’s world middleweight title.
Hit me up on Twitter @bisping, as ever, Hendo gifs are welcome.
the always funny michael bisping!
This is awesome...