You are Over 50 ? Is life half way over or just starting ?
One of my buddies is turning 51 next week and now realizes his life is damn near 3/4 of the way completed ? All the shit we take for granted when we are Young
3/4 of his life is over.
like what? specifics please, thanksOriginally Posted by paw
All the shit we take for granted when we are Young
At that milestone life in this world is nearing the inevitable end.
it's done. get a cane and limp your azz around town looking for early bird specials.
like what? specifics please, thanks
excellent health is the one that immediately comes to mind
joint juice instead of red bulllike what? specifics please, thanks
for you pal, clean buttocks vs dirty crusty don't wipe good after a runny shit buttocks.like what? specifics please, thanks
its closer to 2/3 or even 6/10 over. But yes over is accurate.
Most of the bullshit is behind him. His quality of life now should be improved with the knowledge and experience.One of my buddies is turning 51 next week and now realizes his life is damn near 3/4 of the way completed ? All the shit we take for granted when we are Young
This does depend somewhat on what options he has given himself now from his first 50 years.
Onward and Upward
Since I just turned 50 I SURE hope that things are just getting started and not 3/4 of the way over. I'd like to think that I will live to at least 80 which means 60 we be the 3/4 mark!
you won't realize the end as it will be over...
i'd take being 50 now then a younger generation..you do realize that full time jobs will become a thing in the past and the 20 yr olds will work till they are 75
Over.
Grey hair, thick rooster type hairs growing out of your ears, nose and eye brows.
Start to get a pot belly. Energy levels are slowly decreasing. Testosterone down.
Sex once a month instead of a couple times a week.
Fart more. Pee stream down 50%.
Medical issues start arising.
If unemployed, have fun trying to find a job. Your days of making top dollar are over.
Over.
Grey hair, thick rooster type hairs growing out of your ears, nose and eye brows.
Start to get a pot belly. Energy levels are slowly decreasing. Testosterone down.
Sex once a month instead of a couple times a week.
Fart more. Pee stream down 50%.
Medical issues start arising.
If unemployed, have fun trying to find a job. Your days of making top dollar are over.
Not me, pal. I'm still partying like a rock star.
PARTY ON
