Because You Suck at Handicapping ... You'll Never Beat The Bag!

Beat The Bag

Justin Hilbert

Thursday, September 7, 2017 3:51 PM GMT

Thursday, Sep. 7, 2017 3:51 PM GMT

Listen up, chuckle-fucks! You all think you know how to bet NFL Football ... well then, put your money where your mouth is! Oh, wait ... no money is necessary to win points ... just to win the cash, so you better get in here now!

Jimmy the Bag is a loud-mouthed douche, but he is entertaining as hell. The bottom line is that he has challenged ALL OF YOU to a head-to-head NFL handicapping contest based off of units won each week. All you have to do is BEAT THE BAG unit win amount!

Even if you don't win the whole grand prize (you won't because you suck at handicapping ... just admit it), you are going to earn enough bet-points through the next 17 weeks to order free pizza for the rest of your got-damned life! 

JOIN NOW and BEAT THE (douche) BAG!

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Listen up, Chuckle-Fucks! Get in the Beat The Bag NFL Contest! It's Free to Join! Just BEAT THE BAG in Units!

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— The SBR Breadman (@SBRBreadman) September 7, 2017
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How to play Beat The Bag

Contest sponsored by BetOnline (SBR rating A+).
 
  • The object of the game is to compete against "The Bag" weekly.
  • You must make 5 NFL picks each week to be eligible for that week's free play prize, and you must make at least 70 total plays (equivalent to 14 weeks) to be eligible for the $25,000 in year-end Bitcoin prizes.
  • You must make one 3-unit best bet each week. All other plays will be based on one unit.
  • You must beat The Bag and finish the week with + units to share the weekly prizes totaling 10,000 in Free Plays at SBR Book. If The Bag scores +3.00 in a given week and you score +3.01 you will have beaten The Bag. Players must have a positive score to earn prizes.

Overall Prizes: $25,000 to Top 25!


1st. $7,500  8th. $750  15th. $480  22nd. $430 
2nd. $3,000  9th. $700  16th. $465  23rd. $425
3rd. $1,500  10th $655  17th. $455  24th. $420
4th. $1,100  11th. $610  18th. $450  25th. $415
5th. $1,000  12th. $570  19th. $445
6th. $900    13th. $530  20th. $440
7th. $825    14th. $500  21st. $435


How Will Prizes be Paid?
All cash prizes will be paid in bitcoin. On the morning of Tuesday, January 2, 2018, SBR will send payments to all winners. The exchange rate used will be the price SBR paid to acquire the bitcoins that same morning.

In order to minimize the impact of exchange rate fluctuations, please ensure you have already setup your bitcoin wallet prior to the contest ending. SBR will send reminders prior to the contest ending seeking the bitcoin payment addresses from all prospective winners. Visit the bitcoin forum to learn more about bitcoin.

JOIN THE CONTEST & BEAT THE BAG RFN!
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