The one and only Prick is back for the 12th season and if it’s one thing SBR posters want to do, it’s Beat the Prick! The contest opens on September 6th where contestants pit their handicapping skills against the Prick with their top five NFL picks and/or college football picks of the week.
If you are currently an SBR poster then the hard work is already done. All you have to do is click here, enter your SBR username and you are officially entered. If you are new to SBR, sign up. It’s quick, easy and there is absolutely zero risk. You are now entered to win end-of-year cash prizes and SBR points throughout the season, without having to pay one thin dime which works well when you're a baller on a budget.
Okay, so what’s in it for you besides easy registering? How about mucho dinero, amigo? That’s right, SBR has upped the ante again this season and will be raining C-Notes when this contest wraps on January 2nd. A total of $50,000, all paid in Bitcoin, will be distributed amongst the top 100 finishers with the top prize taking $10,000. In addition, all those who have a better record than the Prick for that week will get 150,000 points to split amongst them. However, if the Prick goes 5-0 then nobody wins.
In short, there is no entry fee and you get to listen to the Prick’s weekly podcast where he will reveal his five NFL picks or college football picks for that week by 5 p.m. every Tuesday afternoon. Remember, whatever The Prick selects is his and his alone. While you are welcome, even encouraged, to fade him you cannot duplicate any one of his picks. You will even get life hacks on drinking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle, how to make your own moonshine, the joys of a double-wide trailer and the benefits of dating women without teeth. Yes, the man whose alcohol content is always higher than his IQ and the only person I know who goes to a family reunion looking for a wife is precisely the man you need to beat each and every week.
How do You Beat the Prick?
Well if you don’t know how to Beat the Prick by now then let me try to explain this as delicately as possible. If you have a throbbing passion for gambling on football and revel in the ecstasy of your success then you will find that beating the Prick can become a release like no other. I suggest a quiet, relaxed atmosphere where you will have no distractions and can review the NFL odds at your leisure. Remember, there is no shame in beating the Prick and despite what he says, you will not go blind or grow hair on the palms of your hands. You will simply win SBR points and move up in the rankings towards one of those cash prizes.
Each contestant must pick five sides, totals, or a combination of both in the NFL and college football slate for that week. One pick must be the best bet for two units; the other four are worth one unit. Make sure not to skip a week because piling up wins week after week is the name of the game. However, if you do miss a week, it won’t help your season total but 150,000 SBR points are handed out each week so get in on the game!