1. 04-07-19 11:23 PM #1
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    Ttwarrior vs minnesota fats tennis thread

    The match will be 11 am tomorrow. Wish it could be streamed. Maybe pics on my phone. Not sure if he can tape it
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  2. 04-07-19 11:24 PM #2
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    Pm reads. yes, lets meet at 11am at Lifetime Athletic in White Bear Lake. I still haven't gotten my phone back from fukking Uber yet but I'lll meet you by the front door there 1045ish

    shoot me a message back to confirm!
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  3. 04-07-19 11:25 PM #3
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    Wife has to approve and drop me off. Maybe she will shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Wife has to approve and drop me off. Maybe she will shop.
    Your wife has to approve? Wtf Jesus man
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Wife has to approve and drop me off. Maybe she will shop.
    You don't ask you do. Tell her you are going to play tennis, tell her to go shopping and to pick you up at 1pm and you'll take her out to lunch.

    Women don't like being asked, they like being told. Same goes with when you are discussing where you go out to dinner. Take control man.
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  7. 04-07-19 11:27 PM #7
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    Eagles clearly you aren’t married

    You want control, get a hooker.
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  8. 04-07-19 11:28 PM #8
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    Uh yeh. We are on vacation. Wtf u want me to do with her
    Bring her along
    I dont even have a racket or tennis shoes or shorts
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  9. 04-07-19 11:28 PM #9
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  10. 04-07-19 11:28 PM #10
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    How can it get taped. This phone won't cut it
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Eagles clearly you aren’t married

    You want control, get a hooker.
    You play the yes game for small arguments or to clean the house or do an errand, the occasional romantic gesture, this or that. You don't ask for permission to play tennis when you've spent the weekend with her and won both of yourselves a vacation.

    But yes, you're right I'm not married. Dated a bipolar latina for 2 years though so I have put up with a lot of shit before.
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  12. 04-07-19 11:30 PM #12
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    You could sell your tickets to the final game tomorrow and use the $30 you get to rent a camera
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  13. 04-07-19 11:31 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    How can it get taped. This phone won't cut it
    Minnesotafats will have something to record the match, don't worry about that. Dude is rich enough don't be surprised if there's a camera crew there.
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  14. 04-07-19 11:32 PM #14
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    Fats to serve tt a double bagel and then take him out for pancakes
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  15. 04-07-19 11:34 PM #15
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    We need ML, spread and total.

    -400, -5.5, 19??
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  16. 04-07-19 11:35 PM #16
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    I just had a big mac and milkshake. Unreal. Just hope he has a racket i can use. I bet i can borrow one at club.

    I did gps. 18 min from here. Could get a cheap walmart racket.

    What level is he
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    You play the yes game for small arguments or to clean the house or do an errand, the occasional romantic gesture, this or that. You don't ask for permission to play tennis when you've spent the weekend with her and won both of yourselves a vacation.

    But yes, you're right I'm not married. Dated a bipolar latina for 2 years though so I have put up with a lot of shit before.
    I love Latinas. They’re fukking crazy. Dated a few and everyone was pure chaos from start to finish, never a dull moment

    I think he worded it poorly. He needs buy-in from her before he leaves her on her own while on vacation. He’s not asking permisson like he would his mom to borrow her camera to film a tennis match
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  18. 04-07-19 11:37 PM #18
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  19. 04-07-19 11:39 PM #19
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    Funnyb i tried to meet otters once but he declined. I live in evansville and he has evansville otters logo. Seems weird to me
    I guess he is legit though
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    tt for the win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Funnyb i tried to meet otters once but he declined. I live in evansville and he has evansville otters logo. Seems weird to me
    I guess he is legit though
    My read is he didnt want to end up as a lampshade
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  22. 04-07-19 11:44 PM #22
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    thank you for the laughs everyone. gut busting and this thread is only 20 minutes old. could be epic.
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  23. 04-08-19 05:44 AM #23
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    fatty will not show

    nobody does at get togethers
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    You need approval from your wife to play tennis??? Ok, I see your point.

    But....how about asking her BEFORE you post a thread!!!!!

    Also, isn’t she right by your side this whole trip??? Why not clear it with her before making plans to do it???


    You are just confirming to everyone that you are fukking retarded
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  25. 04-08-19 06:23 AM #25
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    This is how Not to do a Vacation Thread.....the Opposite of jayvegas.....fat, shady, and lazy.
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  26. 04-08-19 06:30 AM #26
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    There's no tennis racquet.

    There's no wife.

    Just Free breakfast buffets with no tip.

    Hard to believe he made the Free flight.
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    Is this the Canadian Mailman or the Obese professional tennis player?

    I get these 2 confused.
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  28. 04-08-19 08:10 AM #28
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    Official TTWarririor/ MNFats in game tennis thread!!!!#####

    11 am CST

    LIVE, from White Bear Lake Lifetime Fitness

    Warrior comes in at -180, based on serve video footage and fitness level

    Let's get the action started!!!

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  29. 04-08-19 08:12 AM #29
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    This might break players talk if we get some good vids
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    Oh its on. Skipping the free breakfast for water and coffee and my joint supplement this morning.

    Wife will drop me off and go shopping.

    Obvious who in this thread is divorced or will never get married

    What u want me to do this morning? Go stalk ralph sampson or laetner
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    What is going on here
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    Too bad Ga Tech isn't in the final game because this clown is a ramblin' wreck.
    Handy how-not-to vacation guide.


    *Did the beard pack the shit-towel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    Oh its on. Skipping the free breakfast for water and coffee and my joint supplement this morning.

    Wife will drop me off and go shopping.

    Obvious who in this thread is divorced or will never get married

    What u want me to do this morning? Go stalk ralph sampson or laetner
    actually you could go and pay your discover card which you defaulted on 10 years ago. the firm that they sold it to just happens to be located in the area.
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    Everything paid for and ill compare my accounts to you now and my moms ten mill left to me if you want. Still not going to spend. Use coupons for everything so far also
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    Quote Originally Posted by unusialsusp5 View Post
    actually you could go and pay your discover card which you defaulted on 10 years ago. the firm that they sold it to just happens to be located in the area.
    Business bout to pick up!
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