1. 06-04-18 08:32 AM #1
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    Serena Withdrew -Claims Pectoral Muscle

    Thank you Serena, for not trying to play and screw me over. Here is what i was going to post...

    Good morning SBR massive! As i sip on this coffee that was just acquired from Dunkin Donuts, I began to reflect on my life and then about a minute in I remembered that Serena Williams will be playing her beating stick,Maria Sharapova, later today. Here is why i believe Serena will be victorious in this Match.

    -Serena won 19 in a row vs Sharapova
    -Sharapova never beaten her on clay
    -Serena is pissed about Sharapova's tell-all-autobiography
    -Serena is quicker and stronger
    -Serena doesnt have to worry about doubles anymore
    -I called Serena and she promied DADDY (me) that she will get it done.

    Ok last one was bullshit but WHAT-EVS :|

    Biggest Bet of the tournament Serena Williams -140 4.5 UNITS TO WIN 3.2
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  2. 06-04-18 08:33 AM #2
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    Here is my video anyways. I took 3 minutes of my time to make this shit. My dog was playing soccer so check it
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  3. 06-04-18 08:35 AM #3
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    Damn I was alrdy counting my Sharapova bet as a win yesterday
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  4. 06-04-18 08:36 AM #4
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    titty injury unreal lol

    adios!!
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  5. 06-04-18 08:36 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Damn I was alrdy counting my Sharapova bet as a win yesterday
    lol youre crazy
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  6. 06-04-18 08:36 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    titty injury unreal lol

    adios!!
    lmfao!
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  7. 06-04-18 08:37 AM #7
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    Nah....she saved you money.



    https://twitter.com/WeAreTennis/stat...27876950970368
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  8. 06-04-18 08:37 AM #8
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    She didn't want to lose this early on as she doesn't feel she is quite ready yet to make a long run.
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  9. 06-04-18 08:39 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrilla View Post
    Nah....she saved you money.



    https://twitter.com/WeAreTennis/stat...27876950970368
    She did save me money by not playing hurt but healthy Serena owns Sharapova, you cant argue that with a straight face
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  10. 06-04-18 08:40 AM #10
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    She's not in form, not even close. Healthy or not she would've lost today or as the tourney progressed
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  11. 06-04-18 08:41 AM #11
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    Cool Dog.
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  12. 06-04-18 08:43 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    She's not in form, not even close. Healthy or not she would've lost today or as the tourney progressed
    Give me out-of-form Serena vs any female tennis player GG
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  13. 06-04-18 08:50 AM #13
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    She wouldn't beat sloane right now and she knows it
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  14. 06-04-18 08:51 AM #14
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    Will look forward to Wickedinsanes Russian cups videos
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  15. 06-04-18 08:53 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    Give me out-of-form Serena vs any female tennis player GG
    on clay, I'll take Muguruza against a healthy Serena!!


    Garbine is the queen of clay
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  16. 06-04-18 09:00 AM #16
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    I think sharapova had a good chance to win. shes been playing good tennis this tourney and serena wasnt showing any signs of her dominant self.
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  17. 06-04-18 09:01 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    on clay, I'll take Muguruza against a healthy Serena!!


    Garbine is the queen of clay
    I take that back . You right lol
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  18. 06-04-18 09:02 AM #18
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    She knows she could not beat her and could accept losing to her

    She is gutless
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  19. 06-04-18 09:03 AM #19
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    Yeah a huge shame. Was going to take an alternative handicap - something like -3.5 on Maria @ 3.75's or thereabout. Was going to smash it too.

    Serena knew what was up. That beautiful record of straight wins was about to come to an abrupt end.

    So.. she didn't want to give Maria the satisfaction and made up an injury.

    Oh well. Was counting my money too.
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  20. 06-04-18 09:05 AM #20
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    Nobody cares about serena and Sharapova, but if you were to make a 30 minute video just playkng with you dog Id watch it
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  21. 06-04-18 09:07 AM #21
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    Serena is the front runner and could not accept a model was going to beat her

    She’s always been jealous of her
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  22. 06-04-18 09:11 AM #22
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    Wta is terribly inconsistent and unpredictable even in game or live. Serena was the only player to show an immunity to it
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  23. 06-04-18 09:12 AM #23
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    My man Wikipedia & soccer dog 🐕.

    Get em today!!!!
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  24. 06-04-18 09:12 AM #24
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    Lol Serena not giving Sharipova the Satisfaction of winning
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  25. 06-04-18 09:41 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Nobody cares about serena and Sharapova, but if you were to make a 30 minute video just playkng with you dog Id watch it
    Lol great idea. I am sure he will be up for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    Lol great idea. I am sure he will be up for it
    Pretty sure every dog would be up for 30 mins play time.

    Does he know many tricks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JC1186 View Post
    Pretty sure every dog would be up for 30 mins play time.

    Does he know many tricks?
    Just the regular stuff:
    Sit ,paw,high five, up,down,bite,kick,other paw,control,kiss,hug,yes,no,let's go home,stop,wait,treat,wassup mtherfker etc
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  28. 06-04-18 10:46 AM #28
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    good video!
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  29. 06-04-18 10:48 AM #29
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    That is one badass dog!
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  30. 06-04-18 02:22 PM #30
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    This is what happens when your fat and out of shape.

    3 matches and she is cooked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    This is what happens when your fat and out of shape.

    3 matches and she is cooked
    Emily I beg of you please please please post a video!!!!
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  32. 06-04-18 02:56 PM #32
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    The real question is...







    Will Serena be a factor at Wimbledon?
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  33. 06-04-18 03:31 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by advantageU View Post
    The real question is...






    Will Serena be a factor at Wimbledon?
    if she is healthy she wins it
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  34. 06-04-18 03:32 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    titty injury unreal lol

    adios!!
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  35. 06-04-18 03:38 PM #35
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