You ungrateful whippersnappers. Back in my day, we had no fancy Internet. We had to walk to the betting parlor, uphill both ways. In the snow.
And if we wanted a payout we didn't get any if your fancy cash or checks. We got coal.
Nowadays you silver spoon brats can buy half a point like its nothing. In my day if you wanted half a point you had to let the linesman take a twirl with your misses in the back room.
Don't even ask what you had to do to buy off 3.