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    princecharles
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    Live BJ scandal -- Unbelievable Truth

    I thought this was a joke.
    Rumors of Live BJ dealers being able to see me playing?! WTF?

    Then I verified this with two expert sources, (independent laptop and desktop security specialists).

    Apparently the Live BJ site servers exploit security flaws on the player's computer, allowing for what's called, 'Stealth audio/video non-permissive transmission', or as Symantec engineers call it, 'SAVNPT'.
    Even if you don't have a built in mic or webcam they see and hear you by 'tricking' the remote desktop feature built into every Windows and Mac computer.
    Micro vibrations, algorithmic analaysis of key-stroke annomolies, static discharge from a flat screen monitor 'reflecting' off the player's face, and what's known as dynamic laser refraction from the computer's mouse (doesn't apply to the older tracball mice) are just a few of the methods they use to make sure you are not playing while taking notes or speaking about the cards to someone who is card counting.

    Be very careful when playing Live BJ. Watch what you say out loud and always dress appropriatly.

    Comb your hair and try to make the best impression possible, as you may get comped if the Pit Boss sees you are taking his game seriously, and you are clean shaven and well dressed.

    Good Luck.

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    barba
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    Quote Originally Posted by princecharles View Post
    I thought this was a joke.
    Rumors of Live BJ dealers being able to see me playing?! WTF?

    Then I verified this with two expert sources, (independent laptop and desktop security specialists).

    Apparently the Live BJ site servers exploit security flaws on the player's computer, allowing for what's called, 'Stealth audio/video non-permissive transmission', or as Symantec engineers call it, 'SAVNPT'.
    Even if you don't have a built in mic or webcam they see and hear you by 'tricking' the remote desktop feature built into every Windows and Mac computer.
    Micro vibrations, algorithmic analaysis of key-stroke annomolies, static discharge from a flat screen monitor 'reflecting' off the player's face, and what's known as dynamic laser refraction from the computer's mouse (doesn't apply to the older tracball mice) are just a few of the methods they use to make sure you are not playing while taking notes or speaking about the cards to someone who is card counting.

    Be very careful when playing Live BJ. Watch what you say out loud and always dress appropriatly.

    Comb your hair and try to make the best impression possible, as you may get comped if the Pit Boss sees you are taking his game seriously, and you are clean shaven and well dressed.

    Good Luck.
    Why were you loosing time in writing such piece of shit. Who can beelive in "static discharge from a flat screen monitor 'reflecting' off the player's face" and similar pieces of shit that you wrote. Nothing but deep shit.

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    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by princecharles View Post
    I thought this was a joke.
    Rumors of Live BJ dealers being able to see me playing?! WTF?

    Then I verified this with two expert sources, (independent laptop and desktop security specialists).

    Apparently the Live BJ site servers exploit security flaws on the player's computer, allowing for what's called, 'Stealth audio/video non-permissive transmission', or as Symantec engineers call it, 'SAVNPT'.
    Even if you don't have a built in mic or webcam they see and hear you by 'tricking' the remote desktop feature built into every Windows and Mac computer.
    Micro vibrations, algorithmic analaysis of key-stroke annomolies, static discharge from a flat screen monitor 'reflecting' off the player's face, and what's known as dynamic laser refraction from the computer's mouse (doesn't apply to the older tracball mice) are just a few of the methods they use to make sure you are not playing while taking notes or speaking about the cards to someone who is card counting.

    Be very careful when playing Live BJ. Watch what you say out loud and always dress appropriatly.

    Comb your hair and try to make the best impression possible, as you may get comped if the Pit Boss sees you are taking his game seriously, and you are clean shaven and well dressed.

    Good Luck.

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    Hareeba!
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    at least half the topic heading is accurate

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    barba
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    He should be banned because of writing this shit.

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    downsouth
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    I knew it... No wonder the cute BJ dealer always cut that sly smile and licked her lip when I pulled my piece out in front of the screen. I could tell I was turning her on.

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    Can I nominate this for worst post on the internet please.

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    warriorfan707
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    Live blowjob scandal

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    touchback
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    Hmmmm, not sure what to think about this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hareeba! View Post
    at least half the topic heading is accurate
    hehe. but also not more than half

    go to real casino once per year if you need the adrenalin.

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    I guess you couldn't wait till April 1st...

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    pjesnik24
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    There is a bigger chance that you are the real prince Charles than the shit you posted is real

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