Eye love Oh-Nal-OH-gees.
This case reminds me of a dullard in a drunken stuper, driving his van onto the sidewalk in front of the police station. Opening the door and falling to the ground. Getting up, and staggering into the lobby. (all the while the officers are watching him thru the window).
The man pauses in the hall and pisses into a trash can in full view of the officers.
The man, stumbles over to the counter and says
Drunk man : "awfa-cer, I wanna we-port a crime. I bought this here gun (man pulls a 9mm from his urine soaked pockets), so I could kill my old lady, because the bitch, smoked all my crack I was going to sell to the school kids"
Police: "yes sir, go on"
Drunk man :" well........*hick-up* aw-Sea-fer, the gun don't work. I was on my way to my house to shoot her, and I stopped at the lick-her
store to rob it, and when I tried to shoot the man working, dis here gun, wouldn't even work. The man who sold it two me, needs to be Ah-rest-TID"
Guess which part, Cory1111 plays. The police man, or the drunk man.