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    Mascot owl kicked by Colombian soccer player dies

    The funniest shit I've read in a long-time

    BOGOTA, Colombia – The mascot owl that was kicked by a soccer player is dead, with the apologetic perpetrator ordered to pay the bird's medical bills and do volunteer work at a zoo.
    The owl, a good-luck charm for the Colombian team Atletico Junior, was kicked by an opposing player during a game Sunday in Barranquilla.
    The bird had been expected to recover from what were thought minor injuries, including a small fracture of its right leg. But Veterinarian Camilo Tapia said the owl went into shock after it was brought in for treatment.
    The owl had the bad luck to be hit by a ball and landed near the corner of the field. Deportivo Pereira defender Luis Moreno walked over and kicked the bird about three yards to get it off the field. He did not know it was the home team's mascot. Fans at the game responded with cries of "murderer, murderer."
    "I want to apologize to the fans," Moreno said after the game, a 2-1 victory by Atletico Junior. "I was not trying to hurt the owl. I did it to see if it would fly. What I wanted to do was get it off the field. The kick was a product of tension on the field at the time."
    Humberto Mendoza, the director of agency overseeing environmental issues in Barranquilla, said he was investigating possible sanctions against Moreno.
    "We are gathering information to determine the level of aggression," Mendoza said.
    Mendoza said Moreno would have to pay the cost of treating the owl and visit a local zoo for volunteer work.
    Officials for Deportivo Pereira and Colombia's soccer federation said Moreno also could face a suspension or fine.

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    they making a big deal about it, but it wasn't even the first time someone kicked the damn owl

    http://www.citytv.com.co/videos/3329...-metropolitano

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    Durito drop sharpness on me.

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    ******* hilarious

    I have just one question why is the mascot owl ON THE FIELD during play, I mean isnt he supposed to be in a cage or something? Does he just fly around the field the whole game? Man sports in other countries is different

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    He fuckin kicked the shit out of that owl, no wonder it died

    Does the owl just fly around the field the whole time they are playing and land on the field in the middle of plays like that? I mean shouldnt this thing be in a cage rather than flying around the players?

    The closeup is awesome with the owl looking up hey can I get a little help here?
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    Sorry, but there is nothing funny about this. I actually find it quite disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusion View Post
    Sorry, but there is nothing funny about this. I actually find it quite disturbing.
    Seriously...The people that find this funny are on their way to being serial killers

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    Its high-brow humor Illusion

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    Its high brow humor guys, you wouldnt get it

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    Actually it's not clear if the owl died from the kick. The owl was first struck by an errant ball and fell onto the field and then the soccer player kicked it. The owl may have had more severe injuries from the first hit from the errant ball.

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    Yeah not funny at all. Did you laugh when Vick killed those dogs?

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    Yeah that shit sucks man! Kick'in a defenseless bird! What a fuk'in douche bag!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Its high-brow humor Illusion
    It is neither highbrow or humorous.

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    "It wasn't my intention to hit the animal. What I tried to do was wake it up so it could fly," Moreno said, according to Reuters.

    ...whatever!....you're a douche and should go to jail. Maybe the other inmates will kick the crap out of you to see if you can walk

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    he definitely kicked the shit out of it....he seemed nonchalant about it, but it seems like there may have been some intent to hurt the owl

    i'm glad theyre investigating this

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    Well i say when this guy is sleeping let me kick him in the head. Throw this guy in jail for awhile let him get anal abused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusion View Post
    Sorry, but there is nothing funny about this. I actually find it quite disturbing.
    Only sick people would kick birds or other helpless animals. People that are completely out of touch with themselves and nature.

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    betlimbroke or whatever the fuk your f\*g name is.

    shit isn't close to funny, it's inhumane, bastard should be so ashamed of himself

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    Unreal.....

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    what if it was a pigeon on a football field and a linebacker crushed it? would that be sad?

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    A-the soccer player is an ignorant fuken ass hole..even if it was not a mascot..just a wandering bird..or a pigeon that mutherfuker should not have kicked it

    B-Nothing funny about this thread at all

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    I don't find it the least bit funny either.

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    Now the Randy Johnson incident was a fluke

    Some tennis dude serevd and killed a bird once too

    the big unit hit that bird and it disintegrated and didnt feel a thing

    this is total ignorance

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    OP is an idiot obviously. Kicking a helpless animal makes the player a fukking coward.

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    actually just watched the video "after my comments " and I cant fuken believe how stupid that sob is

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    the video Burito posted was not as bad..guy kind lifts the bird..topic video guy kicked the shit out of Woodsey

    Owls are some bad ass hunters of prey in the wild.Maybe the owl had bad karma

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    Only trash would find this type of thing funny.

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    this is pretty awful...

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    sad that a person would be amused by some one who lost his life over violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnnythunder View Post
    Only trash would find this type of thing funny.
    Agreed, we live in a sick world

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    Have any of you realized that its their mascot? If this were just a regular bird no one would give a shit, I mean the humor is that this guy kicked/killed the mascot of the other team in front of all their fans, I mean can you think of anything to make the player more of a villain than this

    Clearly this is too high brow humor for the SBR crowd, I wasnt trying to suggest that the bird dying was funny, you have to take the whole scene into consideration

    Also....I may be a jackass

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    Nothing against you bettillbroke..can see your point but I think people care even if it was not a mascot

    It was an innocent creature struggling for it`s life

    thks for posting video

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    LOL I bet PETA gets involved.

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    Did you lose your trivia ? tonight BettillImbroke?

    I had not hit my 50 pointer in last 5-6 times but got two easy ?`s tonight

    50 pointer was what number is preferred in college footbal for the guard position..0-10..11-20..60-69..or 90-99..

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