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    BstHcpr
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    10,000 on Fulham ML.

    Got drunk tonight after my girl told me I had a gambling problem. So I showed her by betting 10,000 on Fulham ML. After I win, I'm going to take a picture with my cash and break up wit that sorry ho.

    I can always masterbate to this.



    Flog em Fulham.

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    JOHON8
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    So basically you've told us that you don't have a girlfriend and that you're broke.

    The only truthful thing that you said is you masturbate.
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    Sanka
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHON8 View Post
    So basically you've told us that you don't have a girlfriend and that you're broke.

    The only truthful thing that you said is you masturbate.

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    Mikail
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    Obviously a troll/ghost. Whenever they post anything I disregard it as nonsense.

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    pinchylarue
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    first post here,
    not trying to sound like a bitch but I have a feeling this game draws.

    only 1 tie in epl in 2011 (10 games 1 draw) and that was chelsea vs . aston

    playing a 2/4

    keys :
    man u -0.5
    colorado avalanche ML

    w/ 1 of each:
    birmingham draw
    fulham draw
    Last edited by pinchylarue; 01-04-11 at 06:25 AM.

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    BstHcpr
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHON8 View Post
    So basically you've told us that you don't have a girlfriend and that you're broke. The only truthful thing that you said is you masturbate.
    Stop taking yourself so seriously. Every guy masturbates that's an ultimate given. Calling yourself or anyone a sharp, however, is deeply flawed. Sport is a game of a chance and the logic we derive from is a posteriori. If you could, you wouldn't be patting yourself on the back over some sophomoric joke.

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    latinrus
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHON8 View Post
    So basically you've told us that you don't have a girlfriend and that you're broke.

    The only truthful thing that you said is you masturbate.

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    Dollars? :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHON8 View Post
    So basically you've told us that you don't have a girlfriend and that you're broke.

    The only truthful thing that you said is you masturbate.
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by BstHcpr View Post
    Stop taking yourself so seriously. Every guy masturbates that's an ultimate given. Calling yourself or anyone a sharp, however, is deeply flawed. Sport is a game of a chance and the logic we derive from is a posteriori. If you could, you wouldn't be patting yourself on the back over some sophomoric joke.
    Post the ticket then

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    H0bii
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    2-0 fulham win.

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    Ministar
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    nice start of new year

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    Birmingham(0) seems like a good bet at 2.420

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    Good luck. I`m with Fulham aswel.

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    tommygun
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    $10,000, I did this on a soccer match in the Danish Super League @ odds of $1.70. I bet on Brondby to win, they ended up winning 2-1, it was the most nerve racking thing ever and looking back at it also the most stupidest thing ever, I took all my money out of my account and just bet small stakes now. Good Luck to you if you are serious, which i doubt you are.

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    Tony Cash
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    Very brave move. Will it be clever?

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    West Brom have a chance here, as long as they defend well set-pieces they will win. I reckon Thomas and Odemwingie will be too much for Fulham's defenders.

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    I'd love to see a ticket...

    I'm on Over 2.5 (+105)

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    Good luck...

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    Looking like a scoreless first half..

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    I have 100 trillion zimbabwe dollars on Fulham ML.

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    hey 1-0 Fulham - now you can masturbate with a smile on your face

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    rooting for u to win. many guys bet more than 10k per bet.

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    Toples
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    i really hope this works out for you

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    ooting for u to win. many guys bet more than 10k per bet.

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    Wow..Fulham scored a late one. Rootin' for ya buddy..

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    haha, the guy wins so far....

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    2-0 fulham

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    there's 2, half hour left to go

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    3-0

    looks like a winner to me

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    BstHcpr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hebodk View Post
    hey 1-0 Fulham - now you can masturbate with a smile on your face
    Do you always laugh at your own jokes? Here's help. www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Laughing-at-Your-Own-Jokes



    3-0 Fellas. I hope some people played this game and made some cash.

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    This thread was awesome, no matter if he t bet 10,000 or not!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BstHcpr View Post
    Do you always laugh at your own jokes? Here's help. www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Laughing-at-Your-Own-Jokes



    3-0 Fellas. I hope some people played this game and made some cash.
    congrats

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