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    Why Are These Soccer Players So Fragile And Feminine?

    They get pushed down.... they act like they got shot with a cannon.

    They get bumped... they flop.

    Unreal.

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    just like the NBA! flopping kills the sport. if league wants to clean up the game, start SUSPENDING players for flopping. in nba they get fined like 10k which to someone with 50 million in the bank is like 5 cents to one of us... no wonder they still do it. i'd pay a 5 cent fine to be world champion.

    if leagues wanted to eliminate flopping, they could.

    1st offense- warning
    2nd offense- 1 game
    3rd offense- 3 games
    4th offense - 5 games
    5th offense and thereafter - 10 games and $100,000 fine.


    think if those stiff penalties were in place that anyone would flop? no.

    they CAN eliminate flopping. they choose not to.

    flopping ruined soccer/basketball. cant even watch the games anymore its such a joke.
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    You can thank Germany for this. They originated it back in the 1974 World Cup when the flop heard around the world tied the game 1-1 against Holland. Ever since then people have been doing it because it worked...Now it doesnt often work, but has been part of the game for so long now that everyone has incorporated it into part of their game. Im not sure you asked for a history lesson, but this is where it originated..

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    You can thank Germany for this. They originated it back in the 1974 World Cup when the flop heard around the world tied the game 1-1 against Holland. Ever since then people have been doing it because it worked...Now it doesnt often work, but has been part of the game for so long now that everyone has incorporated it into part of their game. Im not sure you asked for a history lesson, but this is where it originated..
    and flopping in NBA has been going on for decades too.

    does league care? do they ever want to stop it?

    how does league not realize that it's ruining their sport and do nothing to stop it?

    they fine 1 out of every 100 flops in the NBA... players keep diong it because 99% of flops dont get fined and even if they do get fined its LESS than what their contract pays them for ONE GAME. if they get paid 100k/game and get fined 10k one game.. they still got paid 90k to go out there and flop that game.

    flopping should nullify free throws. even if was foul, if you flop to try to sell it, you lose your free throws. start calling that consistently at least.

    do something. anything. take away their free throws.

    give other team a goal line penalty kick in soccer if they flop. then would you have any flopping? no.

    but when you reward flopping by giving them the ball... no wonder they keep doing it (because it works). league needs to take hard line stance that flopping WILL NOT give you an advantage. then it will naturally be eliminated because players will stop doing it because they'll know its doing harm not good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    and flopping in NBA has been going on for decades too.

    does league care? do they ever want to stop it?

    how does league not realize that it's ruining their sport and do nothing to stop it?

    they fine 1 out of every 100 flops in the NBA... players keep diong it because 99% of flops dont get fined and even if they do get fined its LESS than what their contract pays them for ONE GAME. if they get paid 100k/game and get fined 10k one game.. they still got paid 90k to go out there and flop that game.

    flopping should nullify free throws. even if was foul, if you flop to try to sell it, you lose your free throws. start calling that consistently at least.

    do something. anything. take away their free throws.

    give other team a goal line penalty kick in soccer if they flop. then would you have any flopping? no.

    but when you reward flopping by giving them the ball... no wonder they keep doing it (because it works). league needs to take hard line stance that flopping WILL NOT give you an advantage. then it will naturally be eliminated because players will stop doing it because they'll know its doing harm not good.
    The problem with soccer is....the people running it are the most corrupt ones of them all...I dont believe you will ever see a change in soccer..

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    Dennis Rodman was the OG of flopping

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    every s. american and eruo player is bisexual, for starters

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    I don't wager on this stuff every day. Only when these tournaments are going on. I'm sure majority of you wager the Euro leagues etc... or whatever you call them. I've picked up on the rules etc.. but when you're watching this once in a blue moon... it's hilarious. Any touching leg to leg on both players... one is going down. It's a given.

    What cracks me up... they start grabbing their faces... and shoulder..... and there was NOTHING DOING.


    The next thing is when they strike the ball.... wide open.... and miss the goal. They have to give a 10-15 second gesture before they move again.


    Then when a team is on offense... marching right down the field... with an amazing scoring chance.... they miss the goal... the goalie goes ape sh#$ on his defense. Acting like he's the coach or something. WTF is going on here?


    I don't ever see a goalie in the NHL go ape sh#$ on his defense after a breakaway.

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    TMS is onto something here.
    Its just fukking weird.

    Have you ever seen when they flop and a crew of people come out onto the field & put a blanket on the player?


    A blanket. No joke!

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    best one was yesterday in us game, come bisexual columbian and an american both go for a ball on the sideline, at first, the pole-smokin' columbian thinks the ref is going to give the ball to columbia, so he hops right up and gets ready to play; then, he sees that the ball is being given to the US, he takes a couple of steps and hits the deck, and starts rolling around on the ground, writhing in pain as if he'd been shot in the leg.....

    safe to say, if you have the ball, and anyone even touches your ass, you're hitting the ground as if you were dancin' in a gay night club in Orlando two weeks ago at 2:00 am in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    TMS is onto something here.
    Its just fukking weird.

    Have you ever seen when they flop and a crew of people come out onto the field & put a blanket on the player?


    A blanket. No joke!
    Don't forget the "magic" spray Jay

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    Most popular sport in world
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    And there is baseball...dude goes on the 15 day DL because he doesn't know how to use nail clippers

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    The British players don't,are boys have some cajones.

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    For the same reason Trump supporters are so fragile and feminine.

    Both bitches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    And there is baseball...dude goes on the 15 day DL because he doesn't know how to use nail clippers
    Yu Darvish back on the DL again after having more then a year off to heal,f@ck is that guy for real.

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    Baseball Injuries:

    Michael Taylor cut the pinkie finger on his right hand in two spots trying to throw away a wad of gum.

    On September 6, 1992, during pregame warmups, Mike Harkey attempted a cartwheel in the Wrigley Field outfield, severely damaging his knee.

    Pitcher Kyle Farnsworth wrenched his knee kicking an electric fan.

    Kyle Farnsworth's dog bit pitcher Donovan Osborne's hand as he tried to pet him.

    Chicago Cub pitcher Ryan Dempster broke his toe jumping over the dugout railing.

    Derrek Lee of the Chicago Cubs was eating before a game when the chair collapsed. Lee sustained a back injury.

    Baltimore Orioles starter Brad Bergesen took part in a commercial for the team. He had to throw pitches during the filming and strained his shoulder. Bergesen was unable to participate fully in Spring Training that year.

    Yankees pitcher Kevin Brown punched a wall (and broke his hand) in his frustration after a particularly bad outing.

    Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya strained his arm playing "Guitar Hero" and had to sit out three games.

    Detroit Tigers third baseman Brandon Inge was trying to prop a pillow behind his son's head and strained a muscle, and ended up on the 15-day disabled list.

    In April 2007, outfielder Alfonso Soriano was placed on the Cubs' 15-day disabled list after straining his right calf doing the "bunny hop" that he habitually performs while catching fly balls.

    Padres outfielder Milton Bradley suffered a torn ACL while being restrained from going after an umpire during the 2007 season.

    Moises Alou injured his knee by falling off a treadmill in 1999. After recovering and planning to play in 2000, Alou then re-injured his knee after running over his son.

    Texas Rangers pitcher Charlie Hough was at a party at the start of the 1986 season. Hough and one of his teammates shook hands and continued by locking fingers and conducting a semi high-five, resulting in a broken finger for Hough.

    Atlanta outfielder Ron Gant broke his right leg in a motorbike accident, just a week after signing the largest (at that time) single-season contract in history.

    The Houston Astros' utility player Geoff Blum was placed on the 15-day disabled list because he injured his elbow putting on a shirt after a game.

    Shortstop Troy Tulowitzki needed sixteen stitches in his right hand when his pounded his maple bat into the ground in frustration and it shattered.

    Outfielder Chris Coghlan tore the meniscus in his knee as he attempted to shove a shaving cream pie in a teammate's face.

    Pitcher Mat Latos held back a sneeze, causing a pain in his side that led to the 15-day disabled list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Baseball Injuries:
    Injured putting on a shirt and and another guy for sneezing...lmfao

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    Baseball biggest pussy sport. These pussies can't play in any inclement weather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    Baseball biggest pussy sport. These pussies can't play in any inclement weather.
    Got that right

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    Why is MLS on ESPN is the only real question here....disgrace...

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    I agree with baseball

    They do not even sweat

    You can be a drunk and do well

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    You just saw the biggest fix job in MLS on ESPN...hahahahahahaah

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Why is MLS on ESPN is the only real question here....disgrace...
    after watching the Euro's all day, they have the MLS for the nightcap...what a shit product

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    They get pushed down.... they act like they got shot with a cannon.

    They get bumped... they flop.

    Unreal.


    Well said, Mini Trump

    I want to like soccer but the players make it so damn hard

    Reminds me of what a christian band said once "There would be more Christians, if it weren't for Christians"

    SaveSave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    after watching the Euro's all day, they have the MLS for the nightcap...what a shit product
    Its beyond bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post








    Paver that's 8 plays out of hundreds of millions of minutes of soccer

    Don't act like flopping isn't out of control

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    #1-3

    Common Paver, I could go all day with these

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    More Baseball Injuries:

    Sammy Sosa was disabled after a violent sneeze in the dugout, suffering back spasms. Red Sox rookie Clarence Blethen thought he looked older and meaner if he took his false teeth out when he pitched. He forgot to put them back in his mouth when he was batting. While sliding into second base to break up a double play, his own teeth bit himself in the butt.
    Rickey Henderson allegedly missed several games in August due to frostbite. Ken Griffey Jr. missed a game after his cup slipped and pinched a testicle. Ken Griffey Jr. also got a sore back lifting boxes.
    Reliever Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder while trying to tear a phone book in half.
    Denny McLain's strange baseball injury is very mysterious. One night Denny McLain went to bed completely healthy. The next night McLain woke up with four dislocated toes. Gotta pay off.
    Freddie Fitzsimmons was sitting in a rocking chair sleeping when he crushed his own fingers underneath the chair. Maybe he also dislocated Denny McLain's toes.
    Outfielder Dustan Mohr strained his groin while trying to get out of the dugout for a celebration for another player's home run.
    Reliever Joey Eischen broke his arm jumping into the air to field a ground ball.
    Adam Eaton missed a start in 2001 after stabbing himself with a paring knife while attempting to open a DVD box.
    Charlie Hough broke his pinky finger while shaking hands.
    Mickey Tettleton went on the DL with a severe case of athlete's foot - caused by tying his shoes too tight. Jose Cardenal missed a game in 1972 because he was kept awake all night by crickets chirping in his hotel room. In 1998, Cleveland's Brian Giles missed a few games due to spider bites.
    Moises Alou injured his knee in 1999 by falling off his treadmill. When almost ready to return in 2000, he re-injured it by running over his son with his bicycle. He missed over a year.
    Jose Cardenal also missed a game in 1974, because he couldn't blink. He swore his eyes were stuck open.
    Bob Feller scalded himself with 200-degree water after he lost control of the hose in a whirlpool. He scalded himself from the waste down, and couldn't do anything for a week.
    Russ Davis missed a game after he slept wrong and awoke with a sore shoulder.

    David Cone missed a start after getting bit by his mother-in-law's dog, a Jack Russell Terrier.

    Sammy Sosa missed a game after sleeping wrong on his shoulder.

    Jim Corsi slipped coming out of the shower and sprained his wrist. Corsi has poor eyesight, wasn't wearing contacts, and misjudged his step.

    Bob Stanley missed a couple of games slipping down the stairs while taking out the trash.

    Carlos Perez broke his nose in a car accident....as he was trying to pass the team bus.

    Brian Anderson suffered nerve damage in his elbow after a cab ride.

    Tony Gwynn missed a couple of games after he smashed his thumb in the door of his luxury car. While going to the bank.

    Rickey Henderson missed several games because of frost- bite. In August.

    Vince Coleman missed the 1985 World Series when he got rolled up in the tarp machine.

    Pascual Perez missed a start in Atlanta when he circled the city for more than two hours searching for the exit ramp from Highway 285 to Fulton County Stadium.

    Kevin Mitchell strained a muscle while vomiting.
    Twins farmhand David Foster was knocked out for the season when a lightning strike through a phone line zapped him while he was making a call.
    Pitcher Steve Foster injured his shoulder knocking over milk bottles during a segment with Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show."
    Wade Boggs missed several games after straining his back while pulling on his cowboy boots.
    Paul Molitor dislocated a knuckle when it got stuck in another player's glove. Milwaukee's Dave Nilsson missed part of this season with Ross River Fever, a mosquito-borne virus that annually affects 200 out of Australia's 17 million residents.
    Twins general manager Terry Ryan required dozens of stitches when he was scouting a game and a bat flew out of the hitter's hands, sailed through a space in the backstop and struck him in the forehead.
    Pitcher Jeff Juden had a start early in the 1994 season pushed back after getting an infection from a tattoo.
    Outfielder Bret Barberie missed a game when he accidentally rubbed chili juice in his eye.
    Ken Griffey Jr. missed a game after his protective cup slipped and pinched a testicle.
    Doc Gooden missed a start when Coleman accidentally hit him with a golf club in the Mets' clubhouse. Mark Portugal missed a start because of food poisoning from eating bad mahi-mahi. Pitcher Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder while tearing a phone book in half, as he was trying to emulate a motivational speaker.
    Reliever Larry Anderson strained a rib muscle getting out of a Jucuzzi.
    Pitcher Ted Power pulled a hamstring jumping off the bullpen bench to join a brawl.
    Kent Hrbek missed the final 10 games of the 1990 season when he sprained an ankle while wrestling with a clubhouse attendant.
    Florida's Randy Veres hurt his hand pounding on a hotel room wall trying to get the people in the next room to quiet down.
    Dennis Martinez injured his arm tossing his luggage onto the team bus. He was diagnosed with Samsonitis.
    Chris Brown missed a game with a strained eyelid after sleeping on an eye a funny way. Terry Harper (Atlanta, OF) injured his shoulder after giving another player a high five.
    Greg Harris (Texas, pitcher) injured his shoulder trying to flick sunflower seeds into the stands from the bullpen. Baltimore's Mark Smith was hurt when he stuck his hand in an air conditioner to see why it wasn't working properly.
    Glenallen Hill missed a few games after falling out of his bed while having an arachnophobic dream about spiders. He dreamt that spiders were devouring him, jumped off his bed, fell through a glass table, and crawled through the shards of glass.
    Shortstop Rey Quinones wasn't available as a pinch hitter as he was in the clubhouse playing Nintendo. (It's not an injury, but it's pretty funny!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post


    Well said, Mini Trump

    I want to like soccer but the players make it so damn hard

    Reminds me of what a christian band said once "There would be more Christians, if it weren't for Christians"

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    We got the call 2 weeks ago, we got the call last week...we didnt get the call this week...but thats ok... that is Donald taking a bow flapping his hands like he always does...but let me tell you....if we have a team of floppers....we will win and we will win and we will win...thank you.... <~~~~all in my best Donald Trump voice...
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    Pavy definitely supports soccer

    Pavy tells us how you really feel.

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    If one more player falls to the ground in this ET... my god

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