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    ParlayininHTown
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    Another thread full of terrible soccer/football/futbol picks …

    Here we go ... I’m ready for another long season. I just hope I don’t get my ass kicked too badly.

    I am terrible at soccer capping, and I do not recommend that anyone should tail me UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. I am probably the biggest loser at soccer on SBR, and I am using this thread strictly for tracking purposes.

    I bet a variety of leagues for fun at random times, but my main focus in this thread will be on EPL, La Liga, A-League, J-League (mainly for late-night action) Liga MX, MLS, and various European and domestic cup competitions (Europa League, Champions League, FA Cup, Copa del Rey, etc.). If you tail or fade, you do so at your own risk. DON’T SAY YOUR WEREN’T WARNED.


    ICYMI: PREVIOUS SOCCER/FOOTBALL/FUTBOL TRACKING THREADS:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...bol-picks.html (+21 units)


    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ail-these.html (-8 units and change)


    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 01-16-15 at 02:34 PM.

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    August 30, 2014
    Play No. 1
    English Premier League: Manchester United -1 (+110)
    Risking $100.00 to win $110.00


    Play No. 2
    English Premier League: West Ham United PK/DNB (+105)
    Risking $100.00 to win $105.00



    Absolutely love having early action on Saturdays, but chances are a worthless excuse for a soccer capper such as myself will regret backing Man United and West Ham by the time lunch rolls around …

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    Man u is due for a win but westham. Bol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    August 30, 2014
    Play No. 1
    English Premier League: Manchester United -1 (+110)
    Risking $100.00 to win $110.00


    Play No. 2
    English Premier League: West Ham United PK/DNB (+105)
    Risking $100.00 to win $105.00



    Absolutely love having early action on Saturdays, but chances are a worthless excuse for a soccer capper such as myself will regret backing Man United and West Ham by the time lunch rolls around …
    Manchester United will most likely win by 2+ goals. All the best
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    Man where u been?!!! We were worried!
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Man where u been?!!! We were worried!
    Paco, it's all good ...

    I've just been working a ton, trying some new things, expanding my horizons, and trying to generate some hobbies. I decided it would be nice to take a little time off from wagering and posting on the forum while I shifted my focus to some other stuff. I guess I should've checked in a couple times and at least did some reading, but I just didn't feel like reading posts or taking part at the time. SBR can be pretty awesome in some ways, but at times I grow weary of some of the immature crap that goes on and check out for a while.

    With football returning, I'm ready to get back into the groove gambling-wise so to speak. That also means more time at home, so naturally I'm feeling refreshed and ready for more posting. I want to spend less time on here than I did in the past, as I hope to continue to develop a healthier routine and have more activities to take up my free time when I am not working. I love the action, though, so you know there will be plenty of hours spent on SBR this fall while I'm sweating soccer matches and football games.

    Don't do too much damage to the books, Paco. Glad to see a friendly face hanging around here.
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    August 30, 2014
    Play No. 3
    Major League Soccer: Colorado Rapids at Seattle Sounders -- OVER 3.5 (+160)
    Risking $100.00 to win $160.00

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    August 30, 2014
    LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
    Major League Soccer: Portland Timbers at Vancouver Whitecaps -- DRAW (+250)
    Risking $50.00 to win $125.00


    About to get swept in soccer for the day ...

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    RECORD: 0-4

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    I left no doubt that I am in the "pure unadulterated garbage" category of soccer bettors. You can't try to be this awful and stupid.

    More fades to come ...

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    Parlayin, u had 1 of the most epic comebacks in a running thread. U will turn it around.

    U playing any of the china superleague games?

    I like ghangzou Evergrande -1.5. GL pal!
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    August 31, 2014
    Play No. 1
    English Premier League: Tottenham Hotspur PK/DNB (-105)
    Risking $105.00 to win $100.00

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Parlayin, u had 1 of the most epic comebacks in a running thread. U will turn it around.

    U playing any of the china superleague games?

    I like ghangzou Evergrande -1.5. GL pal!

    Thanks Paco. I hope to get it straightened out eventually.

    Appreciate the tip. Will tail for a few bucks.

    Not going to have any overnight action. Just hope Tottenham doesn't get its ass handed to it tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Parlayin, u had 1 of the most epic comebacks in a running thread. U will turn it around.

    U playing any of the china superleague games?

    I like ghangzou Evergrande -1.5. GL pal!
    Evergrande easy 6-0 winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Evergrande easy 6-0 winner

    Might be the only winner posted in here this weekend.

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    August 31, 2014
    Play No. 2
    English Premier League: Arsenal -0.5 (-115)
    Risking $115.00 to win $100.00



    If you're on Arsenal, I suggest you do everything in your power to get out of the bet or hedge before it's too late. I just ensured that the Gunners are not taking three points today.

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    Parlayer, your negativity is pissing me off, even more so on god's day. Time to do a 360 on that gambling outlook of yours and say get some...get some cause I gots some

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    We need arsenal

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    Damn, Arsenal is done. Likely a draw

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    Parlayer, your negativity is pissing me off, even more so on god's day. Time to do a 360 on that gambling outlook of yours and say get some...get some cause I gots some
    What can I say? I don't want to suck this much, but it's reality.

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    August 31, 2014
    Play No. 3
    Major League Soccer: D.C. United PK/DNB (-120)
    Risking $120.00 to win $100.00


    Let's go for seven in a row ...

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    August 31, 2014
    Play No. 4
    Liga MX: Cruz Azul PK/DNB (-112)
    Risking $112.00 to win $100.00


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    August 31, 2014
    Play No. 5
    Major League Soccer: L.A. Galaxy vs. Chivas USA -- OVER 2.5 (-125)
    Risking $125.00 to win $100.00


    I don't know when to quit.

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    At least I finally won a couple ...

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    September 2, 2014
    Play No. 1
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    Syrianska FC ML (+130)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    September 2, 2014
    Play No. 1
    Superettan:
    Syrianska FC ML (+130)
    Risking $100.00 to win $130.00
    This is sitting at +180 now?

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    Now we know why the big line move. Siryanska up 2-0. Then penalty for Gais in 70, then own goal at 85 for the draw smh.
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    line movement told the story

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    Figures a fukking loser such as myself would be on the wrong end of a fixed match. That's the last thing you need when you're this terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Now we know why the big line move. Siryanska up 2-0. Then penalty for Gais in 70, then own goal at 85 for the draw smh.

    Unfukkingreal.net/neverbettingSuperettanagain

    They didn't even use lube, Paco.

    They didn't even use lube ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Unfukkingreal.net/neverbettingSuperettanagain

    They didn't even use lube, Paco.

    They didn't even use lube ...


    (jk of course)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post


    (jk of course)

    I don't blame you.

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    September 3, 2014
    Play No. 1
    International Friendly: Czech Republic ML (-105)
    Risking $105.00 to win $100.00

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    September 3, 2014
    LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
    Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders at Chivas USA -- OVER 2.5 (-110)
    Risking $110.00 to win $100.00

    #fadeandprofit

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    September 3, 2014
    LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
    Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders at Chivas USA -- OVER 2.5 (-110)
    Risking $110.00 to win $100.00

    #fadeandprofit
    i hope ops not as I am on the same. Gl us

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