1. 06-25-14 10:34 PM #1
    ACoochy
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    And the award for biggest megasooks at the world cup goes to....

    http://www.news.com.au/sport/footbal...-1226967472066

    Average time (per seconds) of every player in each team spent on the ground withering in pain at having a bandaid being ripped off...
    THE CHUCK NORRISES
    Switzerland 11.5
    Brazil 11.6
    Bosnia & Herzegovina 12.0
    Spain 13.6

    THE MOSTLY TOUGH
    Italy 13.7
    Germany 14.7
    Mexico 15.8
    Costa Rica 17.5

    THE TOUGH BUT SLIGHTLY EMOTIONAL
    Greece 17.6
    Japan 17.8
    Australia 18.3
    Ecuador 22.75

    THE WIMPS
    Cameroon 23.6
    Algeria 24.3
    Netherlands 24.7
    Nigeria 25.6

    THE POOR WIDDLE SWEETHEARTS
    Chile 26.1
    England 26.8
    South Korea 27.1
    Portugal 27.2

    THE CRYBABIES
    Uruguay 27.4
    Colombia 27.6
    Argentina 28.0
    Ghana 28.5

    THE HYSTERICAL CRYBABIES
    Croatia 28.7
    Belgium 29
    Honduras 30.6
    Ivory Coast 30.8

    THE MEGASOOKS
    USA 32.0
    Russia 35.1
    Iran 36.2
    France 43.9

    Ah the french, those theatrical cheese eating surrender monkeys are up to their old tricks again...
    Last edited by ACoochy; 06-26-14 at 10:18 AM.
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  2. 06-26-14 10:20 AM #2
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    The Brazilians surprised me as they play their football (soccer) with flair...
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  3. 06-26-14 10:23 AM #3
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    That's awesome. Lol. Well done.
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  4. 06-26-14 12:17 PM #4
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    just 1 more reason to hate on the French as if their weren't enough reasons already
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