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    baskets
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    Does BAYERN really want to get their collective anuses 2x hat-tricked by MESSI??????

    They really should be careful.


    Will be Messi 6-0 before 70 minutes.


    Messi will score a goal with each limb of his body:


    Right leg: goal
    Left leg: goal

    Forehead: goal

    Left side of ballsack: goal
    Right side of ballsack: goal

    Penis: goal from midfield as Messi swings his dick like a baseball bat and hits a goal for a winner from distance

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    Oh come on, get real
    The penis of a 169 cm guy can't be long and thick enough to have the power to score a goal with it from distance. He has to stand inside the penalty box at least, to score with it. It's so obvious man...

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    lol both of you guys. I am a Barca fan but I would not take Chelsea so lightly. They just won vs Tottenham 1-5 and they are in the semi finals. They have many quality players, still I think Barca will win tho(and hope).

    Should be a good match tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Oh come on, get real
    The penis of a 169 cm guy can't be long and thick enough to have the power to score a goal with it from distance. He has to stand inside the penalty box at least, to score with it. It's so obvious man...


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