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    Do women soccer players put their hands in front of coochies on free kicks like men?

    I haven't watched alot of women's soccer so I don't ever recall seeing any free kicks and this happening?Or do they hold their hands up a few inches higher where their family jewels are located?First time soccer became popular in the 70's when I was a kid and you would see soccer now and then on network tv before cable everyone laughed like hell when they saw men soccer players grabbing their nads on free kicks.
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    Women can't hit the ball as hard as men. And they can't aim with accuracy either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Women can't hit the ball as hard as men. And they can't aim with accuracy either.

    no accuracy results in a better chance of getting hit in sensitive areas, and it doesnt matter how hard the ball was hit, it will hurt like a bitch

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    Coochie....Good word. Forgot about that one.

    But no fukkin clue, can't say i've turned on womens soccer.

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    They either put them in front or behind their body so they are not called for handball.

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    Coochies! I havent heard that word sinse like 1993.

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    no, they don't.

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    Women usually cover their breasts. No joke I am being serious.

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    They cover their eyes.

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    No, they do not cover their coochies.






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    this new breed of soccer women cover their dicks.

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    LOL at this thread

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    they def cover their breasts by crossing their arms with hands on the shoulders. I guess a tit shot is more painful then a vag one.

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    It should be a requirement for them to ay nude. Just sayin.

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    Ever get hit with a screaming direct kick?...especially from someone with a mule kick...hurts like a bitch whether you cover up or not

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    Girls do not wear cups while playing sports

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    They try n cover their if they have any.

    PS some of the women actually have dicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    They try n cover their if they have any. PS some of the women actually have dicks

    yeah this is true... just like in ace ventura lois eienhorn

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    Very amusing thread... thanks for the smiles !

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    lol, how can u think this

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    funny pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    this new breed of soccer women cover their dicks.
    lol wtf?

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    They cover their breasts. Also if you don't think they kick hard stand in front of a kick from Hope Solo.

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    fukkin twatters..

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